the phone rings
i answer with a "hello"
"is that mr or mrs dojj?"
"yes"
"i'm calling from the claims department of something and something"
"who?"
"i'm calling from the claims department of something and something"
"ok, never heard of you but what's it in regards to?"

here's me thinking it's from the insurance company, read on to be surprised

"you have been using your mastercard recently and have been entered into a prize draw to win a holiday to florida"
"mastercard?"
"yes, you have used your mastercard"
"have i?"
"yes sir, can.."
"where did i use my card then?"
"i'm sorry sir?"
"it's quiet simple, where have i used this mastercard then?"
"I can't say, you have been entered into the draw..."
"but i don't have a mastercard"
"....."
"so where did i use this card then?"
"...do you have a visa card sir?"
"but you were calling me about a mastercard, a card that i don't have, so couldn't have used"
"...do you have any other bank cards?"
"plenty, but i'm currently discussing this mastercard you say i've got, which you called up about in the first place"
"what other cards do you have?"
"where did you get my details from?"
"pardon me sir, the line is very bad"
"where did you get this information from about me having a mastercard"?
<click>

fucking dodgy call centre cunts