Fook me i had proper gripes with my local one "strathycruise" got banned eventually for piping up with the big mouths

So i joins another cos anothe rlad off here was gettin the big licks off a bunch of honda heads on this forum, so i started piping up tellin em their cars aint as good as they makin out an fords aint all bad (apart from the RS's) i know a couple rs's from up here that'd paste their honda's np so they still givin it the "cossies r shite, anjus their i got "Vroom what you on mate, cvh's aren't worth a sook!" commin from a gti6 owner. . edinburghcruise.co.uk it is if anyones bored an wants a bit of

So wtf is it with these people, they reckon the know everything their is to know about cars ( i certainly dont) but when u PROVE them wrong they still think their right and argue till their blue in the face

 

lol whats Dingy & Ima doin on a scottish cruise site

 

 

Vroom.

I'm on strathy aswell...

Joined up when i was about 15, and thought neons and nova's were the coolest things out still go on for a read now and then. There are some good'n's on the site, but yes, the majority are proper fannies that don't know jack shit about cars, however will argue till their blue in the face that their 1.0ltr corsa done do 150mph on the m8

To be fair though, most cruise sites are the same, full of fannies who think stickers and lights on saxo's are the shizzle dizzle

One thing i've noticed about strathy aswell is that a small percentage of them actually drive! a good majority of posts start "when i pass my test......"

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dont talk to me about my test (i aint got me license either) lol

yup it seems all local cruise sites are the same!

 

the stupid cunts on strathy dont know shite. one guy told me his standard 106gti went almost 150mph!
dont even waste your breath arguing davie cos they will never learn

 

Very true strathycruise is a load of shit and even the pics of the girlies are bad

 

That wasn't a dig at you mate! Totally forgot you didn't have a licence!

Your above them though mate, least you know one end of a car form the other

Yup, a good number of members (and admin ) on strathy are full of shite!

 

I want to get some fast RS's up Edinburgh n paste the coonts fookin *****

Euan, ure right mate they all spaccos, hope ure doin well mate roll on summer

David, if ure secretery aint nicer than them the cossies mine

 

No worries mate at all, i knew it werent feel free to ripp me about it tho cos its pathetic i dont have one

 

cheers dav fine at the mo...
cnat wait to get a blast wi all the cars coming out of AVA
my car salied thru its mot last week.....which was nice

 

Good good, get that licence then mate, and get another S1 on the roads

 

Its a stunnin car mate, wouldnt of expected it to fail at all!! well maybe on rear tyres
yup, if ava wld get their finger oot and finnish these monsters we gotta get upto Edinburgh lolol i wish gogs wld get his finger out n get the green shed done, otherwise i'll need to foster it for free

Coldo - i need someone to shove a stun gun up my ass this year DEFFINATELY or car gets sold as punnishment!!

 

Just had a look, Dave your a cheeky fucker to that lot, love it

one of the best quotes was - 'and exactly what has oil to do with booting your car from cold? as long as theres plenty in it you'll be sound' what a fanny

 

i hate cruise sites as their full of school girls looking for love and lifts

 

yeah we should all go thru and waste them!

 

rapid cossie where do you stay mate ??

 

falkirk area!
part of the halfords hardcore LOL

 

Pmsl their all knobbers im gonna paste tek one of these days along with davS2 as he wants to nail Tek aswell

Pmsl so true

Dave - the best one by "gravity defier (whom i believe to be "Tek" as tech claims to have engineering background aswell:
"When you start your car in the morning its better for you to let the oil pressure build up before you drive off, Im surprised most of you dont know this being " car enthusiasts ".
I said. . .
"Gravity - im surprised you dont know that oil pressure drops as the oil gets upto temp"
his reply was
" dont need anyone to tell me how engines work as iv been an auto engineer (no, not a mechanic) for too long" it's well "Tek" pretendin he knows stuff cos he comes on pretendin he's other ppl on other sites like davS2 on livi cruise he faked recently

 

Thought I saw your car in the east end of glasgow a couple of weeks ago ive got a branch of our work in bankside ind est but havent ben there for about 18months as I hate the place

 

might have been?
i do get about a bit

 

If so then I nearly rammed my merc van into the back of it as I was too busy staring to notice that it were time to break old shettleston road turning on to rigby street, would have been a saturday or sunday

 

" so it was you ya cvnt"

 

anywhere near the shops as my gf often has me doing tours of scotland to find new shoes/clothes etc!!

 

 

Next to Parkhead forge so could have been, if so nice car

 

dont think that was me?
is that that new ggow fort place?

 

Dave better bolt the cossie down the night

 

Nah the old one at Parkhead

Vroom you will lose your fingers as well as your S1 if you so much as look at my cossie tonight

 

off to bed the noo boys cya soon!

 

your lucky its cold out tonight

 

Night euan, take it easy mate

 

Speak to you later mate

 

your just a lazy fucker

 

lol aye yer right, once i get money i'll be a bit more up for stuff, when we doin this crank then

 

You can come and do it anytime you like

 

exxsqueeze me can the secretery come n help

 

no, leave her alone but ive just had a nice though of her all naked and covered in my dirty oily handprints im off for the next 5 minutes or so

 

wanker pmsl u really thought that 2wd bonnet needs 2 of her arse cheeks punded into it, so im the man for that job, good excuse to get a 4by bonnet!! im gunna nail her



(check us she's an innocent employee n were filthin her up without her knowledge on second thoughts dont get her a PC she might see passionford pmsl )

 

I dont think my neighbours would take kindly to your scrawny little arse going for it in the car park, not that she would ever let you anyway

She is always lookin at PF as im on it at work