Im just off to do the 3 S's (shower shave shit) then off out for the traditional Boxing Day night time depravity

Dont know what it is about boxing day, maybe cause the daytime is sooooo boring, but even tho a lot of places arnt even open, the places that are get reaaaaly fun.

Think 1Xtra are going to be at Niche tonight (so i hear i cant work the internet well enough to check ) which is a bonus. Wana go to Glos but everyone wants to drink so nobdy to drive us, and Taxis cost a bomb this time of year... Bloody double time or time n half or whatever

Anyone else out? Or is the draw of Topgear on BBC2 more than the draw of drink till 3am and drunken horny teenage girls?

Cya later

 

think top gear is on tonight steve


think ill e watching that

 

Mates commin down after his work at 11, drink drink drink

 

Yip, Me and TheBishMan are off out clubbing!!!

 

Yeah, i might just watch TG

 

woulda come to glos,chelt a bit far away tho!dammit!stuck here in forest playing who wants to be a millionaire with me parents! time to drink the xmas alcohol!

 

im watching match of the day

 

(Warning, incredibly drunks posts ahead )

Big up Greg n his bro, proper quality people

Not long back from glos, 5 of us went, n greg n his lil bro came down too, so made 7 of us, and fuck me, was quality night

Im fackin hammered, i mean PROPER done in

Im sorry for getting off with that bird from Belfast but she gave me her number n wants to meet 2moz too so not all bad She ropey tho so maybe not

And that other bird, Lauren whos coming to Moda 2moz nite is jus pure 100% teenage porn She that fit i might even go wank bout her now

And that DJs bird, jaqui, her number, its like have a sign on me saying "please cheat on your bf with me"

And you met our mates, you met Wils before, who is the ho legend, but you met Karlos who shows the advantages of the cute babyface and the ability of drinking 8 Absenths in a row and barely blinking an eye (that one he pulled in jacks was proper porn), and JonPaul who was shaggin the legend that is AlexS who you also know
And JamieF who got thrown out, but that was a proper blag

And that bird in the pink skirt

Greg, we ALL going out again 2moz nite, but i gotta see our mrs (to bin her fyne 2dolla asian ass back home) from bout 7 till 10pm or so, but we all (me, JP, Jamie, Karlos, prob Wils etc too) go to Moda after (i GOT to casue of that Lauren really ) and il work it all out but you can kip at mine that nite if u want n drive back next day mate

American Footy on Ch5 now, good shit that is too

 

bit pissed off cos mate got sacked in work
on the 19th of dec class c fooking weed..
not a crack pipe smoker or h user

 

Big up Geg for giving it LOADS too, dunno how drunk you were mate but fuck me u up on that stage with no shame
And your Bro, tis a coont he lives out London way as he a good crack

For no aparent reason i had a 100ml Viagra too before i went out, but my brown 9" semi-on, even when i was taking a slash, was impressive, even if i say so myself

Sudenly know the secret to my magic Nah, its all game n massive over confidence, nowt else, apart from living in slut land

 

Thas harsh as fuck dude, but thats life i guess

My sis used to be on the H Now THATS harsh. Esp when she was in room next to mine when she went cold turkey Not somthing il ever forget, seing a friend stabbed to death, one die next to me in a car crash, and one die off thr H with a neede in his arm, im quite immune to bad shit its a funny world...

Dont be down tho dude, feel bad yea, but in my experience look at the best in EVERYTHING, no batter how bad it looks
Makes you look irrisponsible and kinda mental, but in my experience its good in the long run.

Merry Xmas dude

 

cheers ears off to the pit take it easy matey

 

alright steve,yeah am up for tonight,head hurtin cos i promised my bro id get up at same time as him,9am was NOT a pretty sight! ill probably park near ur house then walk in or summit.quality night last night and some o them birds oh yes!

 

I feel rough as fuck mate

Jamie (the one who got thrown out ) just rang and said they went to KFC after and said Karlos was rubbing his ballbag up n down the glass window outside

Far as i know tonights still on, tho i have NO money yet But its student night so quid a pint. Il give u a bell later to sort it

 

sorted,speak later fella,head just starting to clear now!!!oooooooohhhh
karlos`is proper funny! his silly grin as he downs ridiculous drinks is funny as fook!

 

100m blue tab did you do a hand stand to take a piss
mate in work had a hard on for 8 hours 100 mil tab
was funny as fuck in work i would have stayed at home NJY IT