(Warning, incredibly drunks posts ahead )

Big up Greg n his bro, proper quality people

Not long back from glos, 5 of us went, n greg n his lil bro came down too, so made 7 of us, and fuck me, was quality night

Im fackin hammered, i mean PROPER done in

Im sorry for getting off with that bird from Belfast but she gave me her number n wants to meet 2moz too so not all bad She ropey tho so maybe not

And that other bird, Lauren whos coming to Moda 2moz nite is jus pure 100% teenage porn She that fit i might even go wank bout her now

And that DJs bird, jaqui, her number, its like have a sign on me saying "please cheat on your bf with me"

And you met our mates, you met Wils before, who is the ho legend, but you met Karlos who shows the advantages of the cute babyface and the ability of drinking 8 Absenths in a row and barely blinking an eye (that one he pulled in jacks was proper porn), and JonPaul who was shaggin the legend that is AlexS who you also know
And JamieF who got thrown out, but that was a proper blag

And that bird in the pink skirt

Greg, we ALL going out again 2moz nite, but i gotta see our mrs (to bin her fyne 2dolla asian ass back home) from bout 7 till 10pm or so, but we all (me, JP, Jamie, Karlos, prob Wils etc too) go to Moda after (i GOT to casue of that Lauren really ) and il work it all out but you can kip at mine that nite if u want n drive back next day mate

American Footy on Ch5 now, good shit that is too