On my 15 minute journey into work this morning, I saw a work boot, a sock, what looked like cycling shorts, a whole CV boot and a dead hedgehog

 

i see a dead cyclist about 2 years ago

 

I saw an arm poking out of a bush once... Absolutely crapped myself but went to investigate anyway, turned out it was one of those fake comedy arms with pretend saw marks on it and all sorts.

Least I think it was fake anyway!

 

On my way to work one day I was driving past Wimbledon common and saw 1 leg sat on a bench, then on the next bench about 10meters away was a bloke sat on another bench with 1 leg and a pair of crutches.
I used to se him all the time "running" (with a pair of crutches) sometimes with 1 leg, sometimes with 2. Lol
very strange.

 

I was hopeing that was going to be about wombles.

Seen a corsa van on its side once. Then a punto unside down two weeks later.

 

On my way to the body shop last xmas to see the work, i spotted 6 cars in a line inside an forest. Was an icey road that

 

If you go down the M40, You'll see about a thousand pheasants when you get to Stokenchurch

 

what do they taste like? fancy giving it ago.

 

he's there almost every day "running" well hopping !!!

 

I was on the phone to my boyfriend one morning (hands free of course) in slow traffic and i spotted a a pink dildo on the hardshoulder of the m2 it was massive I was so shocked and wetting myself laughing at the time I couldn't tell my bf what was going on so he put the fone down on me lol

 

My friend found a big floppy cock on the pavement outside his house a few weeks back

 

i saw a old dude taking photos of a young blond with her tits out,if i wasnt going up a hill i would of stopped.

 

Worried the cossie wouldn't get going again?

 

on the way to the ford show at donny the other week, i saw a trucker in the hard sholder with a piknic table and a bbq on the go lolol

 

a work mate of mine found a dildo near the castlecary arches when stuck in traffic. he jumped out of the van and picked it up, then realising it may have been up an ass or a fanny he flung it back out again. I wonder what the other motorists thought when the drove by the dildo after he chucked it out his van

 

i was in a lorry actually

 

i once saw a phone and cable hanging on a tree .......hanging on the telephone gone mad LOL

 

i once saw a phone and cable hanging from a tree .........was it a trunk call ? LOL
cant find where to delete ......

 

i saw a HUGE drum of paint fall off a low loader when it was going round a roundabout. As it fell of the truck, it burst and managed to cover 4 cars with paint. The paint was on the road for months!

 

oi oi, long time no see m8, wheres the cossie gone?

 

oh yeah i remeber one day driving down the motorway and saw a lorry that was on the hard shoulder,
its side was all open and had spilt its load all over the armco and down a hill.
there was loads of coppers there carrying boxes/bags of crisps back to the lorry. lol

 

Afpms!!! Howling here....

 

just jealous that you havent got a unreliable cossy like me

 

well they found my kfc by bristol today

 

I was driving to work once behind a COMET lorry whem the back doors flew open round an island and a DYSON and MICROWAVE fell out.Pulled over,the microwave was smashed but the dyson was fine and sold it to the gaffer for £100.He didn't believe that it ACTUALLY fell off the back of a lorry