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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 09:54 AM
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Ouch!

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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:02 AM
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Thats sick, i wanted to see pictures of his finger stuck in the chain though!
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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cant c the pic on the phone, is it worth the wait?
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:03 AM
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I was eating......
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:05 AM
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Originally Posted by dojj
cant c the pic on the phone, is it worth the wait?

Just picture your hand with the tips of your fingers missing and covered in blood!
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:11 AM
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been there done that with scars from the plastic surgery
3 fingers on my left hand r a few mm shorter than those on my right
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:19 AM
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them fingers are ina bit of a state i bet that hurt very painful he want be kleening
things for a long time with that hand
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:19 AM
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Ouch!!!

I would never even think about doing it like that, Ill stick to turning the wheel myself.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
I was eating......
gutted. Although not as guttered as fingers on the Gixxer forum.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Contains graphic injury images:
Originally Posted by Cossie Helen
I was eating......
You were warned
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:29 AM
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I can't believe any1 is stupid enough to put a rag to a moving motorbike chain.
Unbelievebly stupid.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:30 AM
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Can I point you to another link in that thread. Page 2 all is revealed

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:34 AM
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I like the bit in brackets(not knowing any better), if he doesn't know any better than to put his hands near moving objects like that it probably is no loss to him anyway.
I used to leave mine running and then just use spray on grease to spray the chain, it was anti fling, though did a bit.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:39 AM
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Originally Posted by natehall
You were warned
She wasnt, I didnt think to add that warning until she had replied, if you look at the time my post was last edited it was after she had replied.

So for you
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Holy fuckin shit. That must have hurt.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 10:53 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
She wasnt, I didnt think to add that warning until she had replied, if you look at the time my post was last edited it was after she had replied.

So for you
i hadnt realised it was edited
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Coldo
Holy fuckin shit. That must have hurt.

A LOT.

When working at asda on the deli i sliced the tip off my lh middle finger and only by 5mm maybe. It was REALLY fucking sore and i assume because all the nerves were fucked with.

That must be unbearable! Morphine please!

At least he stopped to take a pic though
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 11:59 AM
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check out posts 2, 4, 7 funny as fook
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 12:00 PM
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can sympathise with the poor bugger

did the same thing on my bmx when i was 10 lol
saw my shoelace undone whilst riding my bmx and thought yes lets tie it up whilst riding

managed to peddle two of my fingers between the chain and crank ring , then to top it off had my fingers still stuck and rolled to a stop and fell over

on the plus side it free,d my fingers falling off the bike .. only trouble was i left the tips of 2 of my fingers stuck in the crank


and yes it fookin hurt too

anyway least he did it properly lol
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 12:10 PM
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nasty looking graze that!!!

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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 12:19 PM
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What a stump
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 01:01 PM
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oops indeed
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 01:07 PM
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wow that is deep ouch
im a valeter and i nearly did this to with a sponge
i really fill for you mate as it could have been me now ill make sure the next bike i clean is well and truly turn off
hope it heals soon
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 01:22 PM
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Do you think he still went out on the bike when he got home???

I REALLY don't understand the mentality of people that do things as stupid as this, poking things in moving machinery is never going to end well, As the saying goes, don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick, and it's true.
Guy i know who's a mechanic told me a story a couple of months ago about some other mechanic who minced his hand on a crank pulley/belts, apparently he'd been sanding the pulley down with emery cloth when the car was running, been doing it for years apparently....not anymore tho.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 01:24 PM
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OUCH!!!!

Clever - Dumb balance has been restored
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 02:02 PM
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Originally Posted by rog
As the saying goes, don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick
Good advice !!!
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 02:27 PM
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Why would you use wd40 on a chain anyway,nevermind sticking your fingers anywhere near it whilst it was running in gear .Every time I use my bike the chain gets cleaned/scrubbed and greased with chain lube whilst on a stand but not fucking running what a cock.
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by rog
As the saying goes, don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick, and it's true.
Im never going to eat any cake that you have baked if thats how you mix them!
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Old Sep 24, 2009 | 03:13 PM
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He probably, to this day cant put his finger on why he did it.
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Old Sep 25, 2009 | 07:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Chip
Im never going to eat any cake that you have baked if thats how you mix them!

I can safely say i do excercise some restraint, and don't always put my dick where i've put my fingers.... it was more of an example really. For the more mentally challenged of us, if your ever in doubt, just stop and think for a second!
Please don't go blaming me if you get your dick chopped of by a crank pulley or something at the weekend.
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