How not to clean your bike
Last edited by Chip; Sep 24, 2009 at 10:04 AM.
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Can I point you to another link in that thread. Page 2 all is revealed 

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570


http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570
I like the bit in brackets(not knowing any better), if he doesn't know any better than to put his hands near moving objects like that it probably is no loss to him anyway.
I used to leave mine running and then just use spray on grease to spray the chain, it was anti fling, though did a bit.
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I used to leave mine running and then just use spray on grease to spray the chain, it was anti fling, though did a bit.
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When working at asda on the deli i sliced the tip off my lh middle finger and only by 5mm maybe. It was REALLY fucking sore and i assume because all the nerves were fucked with.
That must be unbearable! Morphine please!
At least he stopped to take a pic though

can sympathise with the poor bugger 



did the same thing on my bmx when i was 10 lol
saw my shoelace undone whilst riding my bmx and thought yes lets tie it up whilst riding


managed to peddle two of my fingers between the chain and crank ring , then to top it off had my fingers still stuck and rolled to a stop and fell over


on the plus side it free,d my fingers falling off the bike .. only trouble was i left the tips of 2 of my fingers stuck in the crank

and yes it fookin hurt too
anyway least he did it properly lol




did the same thing on my bmx when i was 10 lol
saw my shoelace undone whilst riding my bmx and thought yes lets tie it up whilst riding
managed to peddle two of my fingers between the chain and crank ring , then to top it off had my fingers still stuck and rolled to a stop and fell over



on the plus side it free,d my fingers falling off the bike .. only trouble was i left the tips of 2 of my fingers stuck in the crank


and yes it fookin hurt too

anyway least he did it properly lol
wow that is deep ouch
im a valeter and i nearly did this to with a sponge
i really fill for you mate as it could have been me now ill make sure the next bike i clean is well and truly turn off
hope it heals soon


im a valeter and i nearly did this to with a sponge
i really fill for you mate as it could have been me now ill make sure the next bike i clean is well and truly turn off
hope it heals soon



Do you think he still went out on the bike when he got home??? 
I REALLY don't understand the mentality of people that do things as stupid as this, poking things in moving machinery is never going to end well, As the saying goes, don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick, and it's true.
Guy i know who's a mechanic told me a story a couple of months ago about some other mechanic who minced his hand on a crank pulley/belts, apparently he'd been sanding the pulley down with emery cloth when the car was running, been doing it for years apparently....not anymore tho.

I REALLY don't understand the mentality of people that do things as stupid as this, poking things in moving machinery is never going to end well, As the saying goes, don't put your fingers where you wouldn't put your dick, and it's true.
Guy i know who's a mechanic told me a story a couple of months ago about some other mechanic who minced his hand on a crank pulley/belts, apparently he'd been sanding the pulley down with emery cloth when the car was running, been doing it for years apparently....not anymore tho.
Why would you use wd40 on a chain anyway,nevermind sticking your fingers anywhere near it whilst it was running in gear
.Every time I use my bike the chain gets cleaned/scrubbed and greased with chain lube whilst on a stand but not fucking running
what a cock.
.Every time I use my bike the chain gets cleaned/scrubbed and greased with chain lube whilst on a stand but not fucking running 
I can safely say i do excercise some restraint, and don't always put my dick where i've put my fingers.... it was more of an example really. For the more mentally challenged of us, if your ever in doubt, just stop and think for a second!
Please don't go blaming me if you get your dick chopped of by a crank pulley or something at the weekend.
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