HELP!!!!
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:09 PM
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HELP!!!!
I am looking after a mate's dog and it bit me now I am stuck up on the kitchen sideboard and I cant get down as it will bite me again its barking its head of and Im scared what do I do?
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:10 PM
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From: Devon/Blackpool
feed it from the cupboards, then run
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:12 PM
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From: Bonnie Scotland !! Or offshore in Africa!!!!
surely you can call someone to come and help?? Would come mate but i am in glasgow
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:14 PM
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JTECHSAFF
feed it from the cupboards, then run
I tried, but it doesn't like OXO cubes or worcester sauce and all the other food is on the other side of the Kitchen.
P.S I can't run because I had a cheese melting accident and now my left leg is sore.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:16 PM
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From: at home
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:16 PM
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From: Bristol
Smack the c++t with a frying pan
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:17 PM
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From: Nr Southend !!
You need to let the dog know your in charge - i.e Order it to get out but with authority in your voice.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:18 PM
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From: Ramsgate
dont act scared or you going make it go more try calm down a bit
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:19 PM
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From: Surrey
has benni hijacked your account as this sort of shit only happens to him.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:22 PM
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Sideboard
? Worktop!!
Dont be scared mate boot it out of the way...
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:22 PM
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From: Bristol
Just bang him out with the biggest sauce pan in the kitchen job jobbed
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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Jul 21, 2009 | 05:23 PM
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Can you post pics?
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:29 PM
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Jul 21, 2009 | 05:30 PM
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Thanks for the advice everyone!! But it is mega vicious and I don't have credit on my phone!
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Can you post pics?
I'll try give me 5 minutes.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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Jul 21, 2009 | 05:32 PM
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I don't even know what type of dog it is!!!
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:35 PM
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From: Southampton
FFS Tim, I told you - Keep my mum locked up when shes over yours!
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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From: Poole
Where's all the blood round it's mouth then, can't have bit you very hard, pansy.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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From: Bonnie Scotland !! Or offshore in Africa!!!!
Fking excellent!
Actually laughing out loud!
give that man a bone...
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:36 PM
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From: coventry
forget 999 phone the SAS.
Jul 21, 2009 | 05:42 PM
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doesntbelong
I don't even know what type of dog it is!!!
He looks a vicious bastard, your wise to stay on the table!
HELP!!!!
? Worktop!!
