Trust you.

 

 

lucky fireman

 

im sure i could do a better job

 

Pmsl! On the advert or the bird?

 

Does this mean that if I took enough Gaviscon, my jizz would have the same effect?

 

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

 

no it wouldnt, what would happen though is the nasty gaviscon will eventually coat your whole digestive system in white crap from your throat to your arsehole making you constipated for months all because your gp thought you had an ulcer

ull spend the next few weeks shoving glycerine suppositories up your arse so you can shit

its great stuff alritey

 

maria i'll let you be the decider on that one.