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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 07:58 AM
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Default Are You A CHAV ?????????????

Take The Test here:

http://www.galaxy105.co.uk/article.asp?ID=45577



Their Saying if you hit anything above 65% on the test that your a FULL ON Chav and need help NOW.
They're opening a Helpline so you can become less Chav Today!! also with a major campaigne :

TO HELP A CHAV THIS CHRISTMAS. FPMSL

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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 08:52 AM
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Been PMSL to that all weekend
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 09:07 AM
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72% chav
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 09:18 AM
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Helps Required RobS 72%

Lose the Burberry & Soverigns NOW Buddy!!

You Can Be Changed

Better do the test myself now Here go's
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Old Dec 6, 2004 | 09:28 AM
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Answer the following questions to find out how big a CHAV you are. Questions are weighted on how Chav answers are

CHAV TEST

Answer "y" for Yes or "n" for No
Have you ever purchased something from Co-op or Iceland? y
Have you ever worn Burberry check? n
Have you ever purchased a KFC family bucket? n
Have you ever hung a pine fresh tree shaped air freshener on your rear view mirror? y
Is your mobile phone on a "pay as you go" tariff? n
Have you ever gone to Pizza Hut on a date? n
Are you into "R&B"? n
Have you ever eaten corned beef stew? n
Have you ever worn jewellery from “Elizabeth Duke” at Argos? y
Have you ever looked into Ciro Citterio for a suit? n
Have you ever eaten a pot noodle? y
Do you call your Grandmother your 'Nan'? y
Have you ever bought fresh cut flowers from a petrol station as a present? y
Have you ever bought second class stamps? y
Have you ever knowingly bought own brand cola? n
Do you think Marks & Spencer’s food hall is too expensive? y
Have you ever taken a Stenaline Ferry anywhere? y
Have you anything in your wardrobe which is at least 50% polyester? n
Do you dream of souping up your car and getting a spoiler? n
Have you ever owned a pair of white Reebok Classic trainers? n
Would you eat own brand baked beans? n
Do you prefer Carling to Stella? n
Have you ever referred to a sofa as a 'settee'? y
Do you consider Jordan to be "actually quite intelligent"? n
Have you ever relieved a hotel room of its freebie shower gel or shampoo? y
Have you ever drunk a can of lager you found on a train? n
Have you ever offered to buy a cigarette from someone? y
Have you ever brought a screw top bottle of wine to a dinner party? n
Have you ever referred to pudding as “dessert” or "sweet"? y
Do you own those socks that are cut off below the ankle so it looks like you aren't wearing any? n
Have you ever removed a boiled sweet or gum and saved it for later? n
Do you know anyone that has been on "Trisha"? y
Have you ever referred to a loo as a "toilet"? y
Have you ever worn a football shirt while not playing sport? y
Have you ever bought a garden ornament from B&Q, ie stone squirrel, ornamental wheelbarrow etc n
Can you name any characters from Footballers' Wives? n
Have you ever erected a flashing snowman or fairy lights outside your house at Christmas? n
Have you ever bought your lunch from Benjy's? n
Do you have more than three buttons on any of your suits? y
Have you ever visited a Little Chef or Happy Eater apart from to use the loos in desperation? n
Have you ever cut out and used money off coupons from magazines? n
Do you have 'tea' as your evening meal? y
Are the toes on your shoes square? y
Do you know any straight men who wear earings? y
Has your mobile phone ring-tone ever been a Top 40 hit? n
Was your education paid for by the tax-payer? y


YOU ARE 47% Chav

HAHAHA

Im Safe For Now But i could have answered yes to some that ive put no??

Have a go on the link above pmsl
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