Come out the pub and decieded to get a bite to eat in town from a takeaway...so i was sitting window down (passenger) in my other halfs Pluriel and 2 blokes came up and asked for a lift home..i said do i look like a taxi which wasnt the smartest thing to say to 2 drunks who looked pretty drugged up aswell ..one got shirty...but i stood my ground left window down seat belt on....arse twitching a goodun ...anyway one opens the door in which i promptly shut it..still window down seat belt on...then one says lets kick him in.....(turtle head appeared touching y-fronts)....then God shone down on me cause another bloke shouted to them as my missus was coming back,the two wondered off..i promptly said fucking drive very fast...so a narrow escape i think......If it had been just one i would have got out...but the other looked pretty handy and didnt like my chances as i was also half cut...and lets face it you never know if it was your night to die by a knife...so big up God for getting my out of a situation..although the missus was a tad pissed off at the brown stain in my pants that greated her when putting them into wash

What is the world coming to?

 

you actually left ya house

 

Yep and when i do this happens no wonder i stay in,its a cruel world out there

Still i bet i leave the house more than most on here...as i aint on 24/7

 

[quote="Bosch Man"]...so big up God for getting my out of a situation..quote]

Just found that funny that's all

Glad you didnt get it mate

 

ima i left the house once, fook me its cold outside

 

lol @ this

quite a story phil, now stop whittering and answer your email you dirty slut

 

Cant even go for a drink nowadays without some fooker threatening ya eh pal? Fooks me off..

 

at the sight of two big blokes!!

 

well immy if you shout ya mouth off on here like ya do in the real world u gona get a kickin

 

 

 

Thats Phil reclused for another 12 Months now

 

Its shit like this why I stopped going out to pubs/clubs. Cant be doing with pissed up / charlied up idiots.

Raves all the way for me! (although 25 i might be getting a bit to old for it......)

 

It is annoying but expected nowadays i guess ...my missus now locks me in the car with windows shut and gaffa tapes my mouth up

 

Pmsl@boys wantin to get fisty cuffs with ima i wonder if they were forum users

 

glad ya didnt get battered mate.

Should always keep a bar or bat handy in the car just in case of idiots like this - I find a pair of crutshes work well as they are completely legal and come apart to form a truncheon. you can always give it to the person you beat also to help them in walking home

 

i wish i was that lucky on saturday

 

In my cossie i carry numchukas ...but then would i ever use them?....Even if i could be killed....as if the geezers didnt have weopens i'd go down for GBH/murder maybe ...but its ok for them to beat me up as long as i dont have any advantages its alright

 

Obviously wasn't the same God I pray to

 

Mike

 

Twat