Blatantly nicked from another forum:
write an interesting or widely un-known fact about yourself. do you speak hibru, or do you train as a ninja on the weekend? do you have a set of male parents, or can you ride a uni-cycle? might be cool to find out some hidden talents or realise some people aint as shallow as they seem.



My fact:

I was in a coma from massive head injury at 7 years old after trying to see how fast I could go down a hill on my pushbike and failing to make the bend, was unconcious for a week.

 

I broke all my ribs and punctured a lung after being crushed playing ice hockey. And i also now train in JKD as the docs won't let me play ice hockey again

 

i had a penis reduction....it WAS nescessary

 

i honestly cant think of anything intresting to say about myself LOL

 

its ok gareth you are welsh after all

 

^^^^+1^^^^^ i am a very uninteresting person

 

i had my eye stiched back together, and it still works

 

Did it Hurt???

 

people claim im rude and hate me talking to people as i offend them with out meaning to/am too forward and argue over anything small ,,,, yet always ask me to speak to others to voice there own compaints/issues they have yet are too afraid to tell people cause i am better at getting things done ?????

 

I was near fataly stabbed at 18 years old. Never really talk about it......

 

Im a Elvis Presley Impersonator.

And i have 2 daughters, their mum left me with them when she fooked of to live in spain without us.

 

Up until I pulled all the muscles in my back which inflamed and trapped a nerve a few years ago, I could still do the splits

Now Im too scared to try!

 

I have a qualification in Welding Not actually done any welding since I did the course tho and that was 10 years ago

 

I have the fastest car on this website.

 

fancey sorting my rst out??

 

my short term memory is so crap i can't remember postcodes

 

i'm left handed and when i write with my right hand, i write backwards

 

i was in the hospital when i was 7 years old for 3 weeks when i fell in a scalding hot bath.burned head to toe but only my arms have scars left which are now covered by tattoos

 

I once had a threesome with my ex mates wife and her mother

 

I would probs make it worse

 

i shared a double bed with my gf ( now ex ) and her best mate ( now current gf ) for 18months

 

I associate travelling on the roads, as passing people. If I am not passing people I genuinely get panicky that I will never get to my destination. Hard to explain. I actually need to convince myself it will be okay and that I will eventually arrive at my destination. This can happen for all 400 miles of a long journey.

RW

 

i've got ortheo arthritus
and just been diagnosed with rumatiod arthritus
which basicaly means that i've only got another few years of work left in me
before i cant use my hands any more
i also have "carpel tunnel syndrome"
which means my 2 wrists are alreadt fooked

more than 1 thing so basicaly my 1 thing is that i'm fucked

 

you win

 

Pics or STFU.



I was diagnosed with a brain tumor nearly three years ago and still getting treatment now.

 

I once hit my head so hard I pissed myself.

 

please ignore this
none of us want to see a pic of kevins cock
no matter size it is

 

i once drunk myself sober,,, erm,,, yeah theres fuck all interesting ive done

 

Gary bannister (famous footballer) is my uncle and Roger Bannsiter (athlete) is my grandads brother

 

i got it reduced to a more manageable 10"

 

oh i once has a heart to heart with my uncle about me settling down and sorting my life out/ no longer a boy but a man and need to sort out prioritys ect ect ect like hes kids did and now they all own there own homes,,,,,,, then shut him up when he discovered my flat is worth more than hes 2 kids hiomes AND hes own home put together and i have the cheepest morgage

that was a interesting fact to someone whos trying to judge you based on there opinions but not actually having the facts to hand but judging someone for what they see/hate about someone

 

Kev, how many times do you have to be told, you arent meant to measure up and back like that, just in one direction only

 

my first "real" girlfriends is a famous woman advertisement writer who wrote the famous levis launderette add and her dad launched the adds for " i cant belive its not butter" with them cow puppets,,,,, and i dumped her as she didnt fit into the crowd i was in,,,,, what a GREAT desision that was pmsl

 

 

Ginge, your fact should be you cant count to ONE properly

 

i once stole from my mum

 

chip i think hes using the ruler the wrong way round/measuring in reverse as 6cm on a ruler with your thumb on it would also read 10ins,, on the other side

 

as of yesterday i have been driving for 5 years

 

mine also aint interesting either tbh but i still posted em anyway

 

That M25 is a bitch!


You shouldnt be using the inernet while you are driving mate, people even get in trouble for just texting.

And FFS pull over and get some sleep!