need 8 table names....
Joined: Jul 2006
Posts: 62,772
Likes: 1,049
From: Darlington county durham
Ha ha ha nice one.When i got married we didnt name the tables.I like your idea and like your other post you should name them all after RS,s.
Chip i used to be a tech for Toyota.
Chip i used to be a tech for Toyota.
Trending Topics
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
I'm sure we still have our table name cards somewhere, if you get stuck you could use them
Have significant mathmatical numbers, like Pi, but instead of "Pi", actually call the table by the number to about 20 significant figures like so:
3.14159265358979323846
And if someone says
3.14159265358979323845
by mistake, pretend you have no idea where they mean.
should work a treat once everyone is pissed
3.14159265358979323846
And if someone says
3.14159265358979323845
by mistake, pretend you have no idea where they mean.
should work a treat once everyone is pissed
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
Have significant mathmatical numbers, like Pi, but instead of "Pi", actually call the table by the number to about 20 significant figures like so:
3.14159265358979323846
And if someone says
3.14159265358979323845
by mistake, pretend you have no idea where they mean.
should work a treat once everyone is pissed
3.14159265358979323846
And if someone says
3.14159265358979323845
by mistake, pretend you have no idea where they mean.
should work a treat once everyone is pissed


Never gonna give you up!
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 5,852
Likes: 0
From: Location: Location: Location: Location:
In which case throw a spanner in the works and rearrange the legends names so they read nothing. Then whoever deciphers them wins either a bottle of White Lightening, Pint of Stella or a bottle of Lambrini?
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
How about.........Clervaux,Hawthorn,Tower,Jim Clark Esses,Barcroft,Sunny In,Sunny Out,The Complex????Both a motorsport theme and a local interest theme combined.Regards,Micky
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
I went to a black tie wedding last year and all the tables were named after James Bond films.
After the speeches the theme from each bond film was played and the relevant table had to stand up and sing along with the theme song.
Was a good laugh after a few glasses of champers inside you, and then all the men had to undo their ties for the full on james bond casual look, - caught out a few people with there fake elastic bow ties
.
After the speeches the theme from each bond film was played and the relevant table had to stand up and sing along with the theme song.
Was a good laugh after a few glasses of champers inside you, and then all the men had to undo their ties for the full on james bond casual look, - caught out a few people with there fake elastic bow ties
.
Thread Starter
saff is working!!!...atm
iTrader: (1)
Joined: May 2006
Posts: 8,984
Likes: 0
From: fishburn sex shop...co.durham
I went to a black tie wedding last year and all the tables were named after James Bond films.
After the speeches the theme from each bond film was played and the relevant table had to stand up and sing along with the theme song.
Was a good laugh after a few glasses of champers inside you, and then all the men had to undo their ties for the full on james bond casual look, - caught out a few people with there fake elastic bow ties
.
After the speeches the theme from each bond film was played and the relevant table had to stand up and sing along with the theme song.
Was a good laugh after a few glasses of champers inside you, and then all the men had to undo their ties for the full on james bond casual look, - caught out a few people with there fake elastic bow ties
.
........sung in a pub singer voice......







