a travelling australian
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a travelling australian
An Australian guy decides to travel around the Greek
Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian
Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his
accent. Over the course of the night they get to know
each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to
come back to his place and have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then
offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the
world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters
and after showing her plenty of attention throughout
the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200.
Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy
to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night
the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the
corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some
attention then maybe she can shake some more cash out
of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells
her: "Melbourne". "So am I... What suburb in
Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies "That's
amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Cameo
Street" he replies "This is unbelievable..." she
says,"What number?" He says "Number 20" and she is
totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this
but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to
give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
Islands. He walks into a bar and Jill (the Australian
Barmaid) takes his order, a Fosters, and notices his
accent. Over the course of the night they get to know
each other.
At the end of Jill's shift he asks her if she wants to
come back to his place and have sex with him.
Although she is attracted to him she says no. He then
offers to pay her $200 for sex. Jill is travelling the
world and because she is short of funds she agrees.
The next night the guy turns up again, orders Fosters
and after showing her plenty of attention throughout
the night he asks if she will sleep with him again for
$200.
Jill remembers the night before and is only too happy
to agree. This goes on for 5 nights. On the 6th night
the guy comes in, orders Fosters and sits in the
corner. Jill thinks that if she pays him more some
attention then maybe she can shake some more cash out
of him again, so she goes over and sits next to him.
She asks him where he's from in Australia and he tells
her: "Melbourne". "So am I... What suburb in
Melbourne?" "Glen Iris" he replies "That's
amazing..." she says, "So am I - what Street?" "Cameo
Street" he replies "This is unbelievable..." she
says,"What number?" He says "Number 20" and she is
totally astonished. "You are not going to believe this
but I'm from Number 22! My parents still live there!"
"I know..." he says, "Your Father gave me $1,000 to
give to you"
HE WHO DRINKS AUSTRALIAN THINKS AUSTRALIAN!
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