went to get some money out of the machine this morning to be met with "your card does not currenrlty offer this service"

?

so i tried again, same thing

called the card company up to find out what was going on, after the ususal security questions they said i would have to go over the security questions again as one of them wasn't right

so i went through them all again and was then asked to punch in a new 6-10 digit security code, twice and then the operator would see what was wrong

so i put the nbumber in, twice, and the machine said "sorry, the numbers do not match up"

?

i'm on a mobile, the numbers that i put in are the numbers that i put in again, so i put them in again, and again it said they didn't match

so i put the phone down

i called up again, got through to someone else, who said "the machine may have a problem, can you try another machine please"

that worked, the other machine was out of money

so, who failed

 

 

I think 99% of your posts are regarded as failures mate!!

 

Only 99%?

If it wasnt for morbid curiosity getting the better of me, I'd never read one of his post's again

 

PMSL

 

true

 

i should have put up a poll

 

 

TO cut a long story short

Went to the ATM, wouldnt let me take money out, must be out of order/money!
Went to a different ATM, money came out.

 

In the mean time, rang up bank, who had no idea, got cheesed off, hung up, rang again, spoke to someone who stated the obvious.

did the obvious.

 

 

yes

* but asked me loads of security questions which i thought i gave the correct answers to but they said i didn't, so had to set up the security questions again, which, when i put into the phone said the numbers didn't match the numbers i'd already put in, even though they were the same numbers i'd put in 4 times

i shall view the picture when i get home

 

theres a kebab shop in poole hight street with a camera pointing straight into their sign

 

I told you yesterday mate stress is a killer

 

i may just write to them explaining that i'm dyslesic and can't rememebr how to speel certain words and that can they, in future, refrain from asking me such silly questions as "what's the 1st and 3rd letters in your security words"

like i'm going to remember

 

get a tattoo

 

What....saying TWAT across his forehead!!!

 

well that would be silly now!

one you cant see your forehead, and being dyslexic reading it in a reflection would cause all sorts of confusion.

Also Im pretty sure the bank wouldn't let you have TWAT as a security password

 

Well being dyslexic he could have anything written on there & he still wouldnt be able to understand/read it would he!!!

 

any more of this and i'll get jet lee to sign up and whup both your candy asses

 

Rather that than Randy Savidge Macho Man

 

Say you spend on average 2 minutes on writing one bollocks post, 20239 of them is a solid 28 days of posting shite

Thats a month of your life you have wasted dojj

 

I trust its not going to end at 20239 either unfortunately!!!

 

@ that pic

 

i was defending yer dojj

 

there cant be many who consider an empty cash machine as a newsworthy story. slow day today was it?

 

only his candy ass then

when you are desperate for the money and the machine tells you the service is not available on your card, the first thing you think of is "shit, how am i going to pay the guy who's waiting at my house after cutting the tree down?"

 

well normally i send my customers an invoice and they send a cheque

you been dealing with the pikies again!

 

i said "no problem, hang on a mo and by the time you've finished i'll be back with some cash"

 

How do you know the cash machine was out of cash?

 

they asked me when i'd tried to get money out and i said "about 15 minutes ago" and they said "the machine is probably out of cash, try the one next to it"

so they probably knew it all along

when i got hime i told the mrs and she said "it's always like that, they always run out of money along that stretch because everyones spends it"

 

whenever ive encountered a skint cash machine it simply states so or removes the cash option from your listed choices.

 

Thats probable in normal civilisation, But Dojjworld is a completly different story.

 

I blame the cashpoint keypad data inputting interface