I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We
lost track of time, chatting about the wild nights we used to enjoy
together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd like to meet up and maybe
rekindle a little of that magic. "Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could
keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit greyer than when you last saw me!"

She giggled and said she was sure I'd meet the challenge! "Yeah", I said,
"just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistband that's a few inches
wider these days!"

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me, saying that
she thought tubby greying men were cute! "Anyway", "I've put on a couple of pounds myself!" she giggled.........

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.............so I told her to f*ck off.

 

fooker can i have her number

 

lmao

 

Yeah tha's a little chuckle joke. Hehe

 

 

hee hee