Well I''m leaving for Scotland in about 5 minutes, and I was wondering what there is to do? Dont even know where im staying yet, I know im going to Stranraer (sp) so somewhere not far from there. If i'm round ayr I could do with seeing AG Motorsport, so worked pretty well then (can someone PM me the address and a number please!!)
Working my way into cumbria after that and then heading back south, whats good to do then?

Dont know when i'll be back online so hopefully this will be full of useful info by the time I am


Laters

Steve

 

sheep shagging is quite a popular passtime up there...

 

How funny was that

 

drinking super lager. :P

Stranraer aint got much in it tbh, and its fookin miles from anywhere.

Best thing to do there is get a wee daytrip to ireland

DMC

 

Ive just spent a week in Ayr lovely place

Was on the beach each day with the little one, got lucky with the weather

Some bloody nice house's up there

The electric brae is totally screwed up

 

Do you enjoy hill walking, cumbria has soom good hills, as for ayr there is not much too do at all lol

 

I was there last night infact, totaly mental lol

 

getting abuse from the locals about what happened about 4 bazzilion years ago seems to a favourite past time for the sweatys

 

We were on the holliday park for the kid, she enjoyed it

Went to the farm park it was all about keeping the little on occupied

I seen a really nice Corsa on white Speedlines think the reg was Cor5a or similar, it looked the part

 

Culzean Castle and Country Park is always a good one.

 

Drumlanrig Castle.

Fuck knows what its actually famous for, but theres some bloody good roads to take you there

 

Scottish peeps are some of the nicest people you will meet - apart from Chop, StevenRW and Marty, who are wankers - so avoid them like the plague .

 

dont tar us all with that brush eh pal

 

Heroin's quite a popular hobby here, if you don't fancy that you could always have a bottle of buckfast then stab a ned in a gang fight. Not much else to do apart from that though

 

nobber. i hope you need some friendly scottish help soon so we can tell you to foxtrot oscar!

 

I must admit there was a few people there that i met that were ok but i can hold my hands up and honestly say that in the 2 years of working there 99% of the people showed a dislike for th english. I even over heard a conversation between 2 blokes saying that it was a scot that invented the bike and the english laughted at the idea then stole it back in 1642 what a sad pair of twats lol. O and what about when england are playing another team and your all out in the opositions shirts and when they lost in the rugby the headline in the national paper was "another 1 the english can add to there list of defeats" and then went on for a 2 page spread of defeats the english have suffered going back to 1614, and thats 1 of the scottish national papers.

I used to think of myself as british and as 1 nation so to speak until i went to scotland.

 

just been t edinburgh at weekend, the people were very friendly. had a good time

 

Things to do in Scotland........


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm


Shelter from the rain.
Buy warm clothes.
Not get stabbed.
Drink (alot) + (see above )
DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES TALK ABOUT CELTIC AND RANGERS...



Enjoy

 

& a glasgow kiss isnt what you would think so dont accept

 

Or if you think you might enjoy........... accept

 

Go to a decent club night at the Arches
Go to a gig at the Barras
(experience the Barras at a weekend in the daytime )
Go to a proper Glaswegian chip shop
Go offroading up the strip at Crail
Spin off at Knockhill
Do a top speed run on the M74
Get caught by speed camera vans on every main road north of Stirling

 

the thing is , scotlands actually bigger than just glasgow.

 

Aye, but the rest is either empty, or full of retards....

 

aberdeens got some of the most wicked back roads you'll ever drive on!!

but the cops are gettin wise and settin up random speed traps on my best roads, fun hating bastards...

 

I must admit there was a few people there that i met that were ok but i can hold my hands up and honestly say that in the 2 years of working there 99% of the people showed a dislike for th english. I even over heard a conversation between 2 blokes saying that it was a scot that invented the bike and the english laughted at the idea then stole it back in 1642 what a sad pair of twats lol. O and what about when england are playing another team and your all out in the opositions shirts and when they lost in the rugby the headline in the national paper was "another 1 the english can add to there list of defeats" and then went on for a 2 page spread of defeats the english have suffered going back to 1614, and thats 1 of the scottish national papers.

I used to think of myself as british and as 1 nation so to speak until i went to scotland.
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yawn yawn yawn yawn yawn-prob some jock did ure dunger did he!

 

Lol!

 

Well i've landed, and im in Dumfries! Right in the centre, but the woman already told me theres fuck all here

Gonna have an exlpore in a bit, maybe a pint - or is that wise considering Im on my tod?

I'm away with work you see...

My day tomorrow will consist of driving to Stranraer, then Ayr, then loop back into Dumfries, should have plenty of time for fun.

Cheers for the suggestions

Steve

 

Haggis chasing is quite fun. You'll need to be sneaky though. The little buggers are fast and cunning.

 

give me a hand sorting my car

 

No actually i just pumped the local lass's took some sweatys job then went home

 

your be fine going out for a drink mate, its not that bad. theres fuck all in stranraer tho lol!! i treck up there to get the ferry over to ireland from there.

 

There's a Dominos Pizzas in Dumfries........ ehhh, struggling beyond that

 

stranraer? id head elsewhere.head towards civilisation where they dont shag their sisters.

 

Dumfries is nice, met a few fittuns when I had a day up there in the summer.

Your route for tomorrow, Fuck Stranraer, its an armpit

Hit the A712 through New Galloway to Newton Stewart, then the A714 to Girvan and follow the coast upto Ayr, go and have a brew at AG's place made by his bitch Carlo
From there A713 to Dalmellington, B741 to New Cummock, A76 to Cummock Netherthird, A70 through Muirkirk to Happendon, B7078 down to the A702 and then head for Thornhill and down the A76 to Dumfries.


I stayed over at the Rivendell on Edinburgh Road, proper nice gaff and an awesome breakfast http://www.rivendellbnb.co.uk/

 

One thing you HAVE to have is a sqaure sausage butty on cheesy bread

 

Square sausage is awesome. And fruit pudding. Its been years since i've been to scotland but my gran used to make the best fry ups when we went to visit her. Forget the full english, full scottish is where it's at.

 

Gotta go stranraer unfortunately, but i'll be quick

Just been out for a meal and a few beers, fucking lovely food.

Got a birds number too so bonus point to me


Dont know any of the AG guys but i'll pop in for a brew and a chinwag anyway, do need to speak to him so kill two birds with one stone ay. Carlo: Tea, no sugar please (and is the postcode on his website right?)

Sounds like they're nice roads Big G, i'll be weaving down them methinks, cheers!!

Steve

 

heres ag motor sports adress mate.. it called moorfield motor services. unit 8a moorfield north industrial park kilmornock ka2 ofe

 

kilmarnock soz lol............

 

You should pop bye & see andy n them have a game of pool & see the new garage