Jessica simpson... would u shag her or punch her?!
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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Jessica simpson... would u shag her or punch her?!
missus has newlyweds on some of the things she says/does make me wanna punch her! so theres my vote! lol
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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From: further north than you...
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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true actually
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:34 PM
is half man, half amazin'
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Aug 24, 2008 | 02:34 PM
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Punch her then shag her, when she's angry, scared and bleeding, trying to get away from me, yeah, thats how i roll.
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:35 PM
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Punch her then shag her, when she's angry, scared and bleeding, trying to get away from me, yeah, thats how i roll.
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:35 PM
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From: All over the friggin place!!!
Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
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na, id shag her first then punch her before shagging her again.
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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I'd kidney punch her while fucking her, Sound ok?
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maria
Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
you say that like she is in the minority
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:37 PM
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I can't remember what she looks like
Steve.
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maria
Shes a very attractive lady! but thick as shit!
the original quesion wasnt "would you liie to have a deep meaningful conversation about the meaning of life or punch her?"
she's more than adequate for what most would do.
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From: brierley hill
id fuck her and her sister..
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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Whats she done anyway, I've not seen the news or anything?!
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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id fuck her and her sister..
Impossible unless you got a 2nd dick.
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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shag her. who cares if she thick or annoying... you dont have a intellectual conversation during fucking. or just put it in her mouth
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:39 PM
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[quote=Charlie Chalk;3526519]Whats she done anyway, I've not seen the news or anything?!
[/MTV R now, my missus has it on whilst im on the computer
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:40 PM
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shag her. who cares if she thick or annoying... you dont have a intellectual conversation during fucking. or just put it in her mouth
The mouth idea sounds great
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:42 PM
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heres a great comment: Jessica: i love the scent of this candle, What flavour is it? Assistant: its not scented
lol
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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This thread is worthless without pics.
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I'd kidney punch her while fucking her, Sound ok?
Yeah she should tighten up just nice
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:54 PM
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This thread is worthless without pics.
Ok...
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Aug 24, 2008 | 02:55 PM
500bhp Cosworth in making
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Aug 24, 2008 | 02:56 PM
Fucking superstar........
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Shag her, then punch her, then shag her again.
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:56 PM
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Needs some meat on her bones.
Steve.
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:57 PM
Fucking superstar........
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Needs some meat on her bones.
I've got some meat for her
Aug 24, 2008 | 02:59 PM
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ashlee..
Aug 24, 2008 | 03:02 PM
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you say that like she is in the minority
afpmsl
but you would tho
PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch
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Its all about the donkey punch!
Aug 24, 2008 | 03:14 PM
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I'd slap her found the face with my meat then shag her
Dan
Aug 24, 2008 | 03:20 PM
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mk2manic
I'd slap her found the face with my meat then shag her
Dan
Headphones on, check.
naked mrs. simpson, check
one closed fist, check
another closed fist, check
a boner, check
Let the happytimes begin
Aug 24, 2008 | 04:12 PM
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Definitely shag her. THEN punch her when she starts to talk afterwards
Aug 24, 2008 | 04:15 PM
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I would her and her sister and than gag both for use as female slaves
She very sexy in this video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hoa4eWyW0e4
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Aug 24, 2008 | 04:18 PM
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afpmsl
but you would tho
PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch
No it's not, it's shockingly shit
There's only two reasons to watch it;
And there they are
Aug 24, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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Red16
afpmsl
but you would tho
PS she's in Dukes Of Hazzard... and thats a quality film, well worth a watch
only if you are stoned/drunk/braindead/stupid
Aug 24, 2008 | 04:40 PM
The more turbos,more fun!
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From: Stockport. N.W.
Id stick it in her backdoor and smash her face off the headboard.
Aug 24, 2008 | 06:18 PM
I've found that life I needed.. It's HERE!!
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check/check/check/check
and I'd have to say punch and shag in that order
Aug 24, 2008 | 06:24 PM
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From: up north a little lol
Skinny bitch .. pah !
