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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:26 PM
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... Let's hear the chants you'll be chanting at games this season I'll start..

To Liverpool fans ( ) to the tune of 'You'll never walk alone'

Sign on
Sign on,
With your pen,
in your hand,
and you'll never worrrrrk, again
you'll neeever work again

Sign on Sign on ........



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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:28 PM
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good old Scousers hey
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Sidewayz
good old Scousers hey


It's just a bit of football fun as I'm getting excited about the new season
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:30 PM
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Originally Posted by A J
... Let's hear the chants you'll be chanting at games this season I'll start..

To Liverpool fans ( ) to the tune of 'You'll never walk alone'

Sign on
Sign on,
With your pen,
in your hand,
and you'll never worrrrrk, again
you'll neeever work again

Sign on Sign on ........



******Remember people it's only a bit of banter so don't get silly ******
I prefer:

Sign on
Sign on,
With your pen,
in your hand,
and you'll never get a job,
you'll neeever get a job!!

but either works.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:31 PM
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After last nights performance, they should be on the dole.

Awful game.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:33 PM
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There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
and a portugese tan,
Wengers got Madeleine McCann.

Anderson-son-son
He is better than kleberson
Anderson-son-son
he's our midfield magician
to the left, to the right
to the samba beat tonight
he is class
with the brass
and he SHITS ON FABREGAS!

(^^ to the Agadoo tune)
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:36 PM
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I will be chanting

"AJ....AJ....GIVE US A GO
GIVE US A GO
GIVE US A GO

AJ.....AJ GIVE US A GO

IS THE STEERING WHEEL TO HIGH OR ARE YOU JUST TO LOW"
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:38 PM
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Park Park who ever you maybe
You eat rats in you own country
But it could be worse you could be scouse
eatting rats in your concil house
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:40 PM
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Tiffany thats actually quite funny

I'll be chanting back

To the tune of 'London Bridge is burning down'

Tiffany dont be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

The seat on the Ferrari goes up & down

Dear old Tiffany


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Originally Posted by A J
Tiffany thats actually quite funny

I'll be chanting back

To the tune of 'London Bridge is burning down'

Tiffany dont be a clown, be a clown, be a clown

The seat on the Ferrai goes up & down

Dear old Tiffany



Like it you fucker
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:42 PM
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:47 PM
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Stand up!
If you hate tottenham
stand up!
If you hate tottenham

A - DE - BAY - OR

A - DE - BAY - OR!


We got Cesc Fabregas
We got cesc fabregas....
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 02:58 PM
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AJ said
As the football season is upon us....

its time to loose the will to live
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay.
AJ said


its time to loose the will to live
Surely you mean it's time to come alive
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Originally Posted by Jay.
AJ said


its time to loose the will to live

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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Jay.
its time to loose the will to live
Is this your way of comming out the closet ?
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy_RST
We got Cesc Fabregas
We got cesc fabregas....
Having been to the Emirates several times last year, not only is it the worst chant ever, seconded only by Adebayor................ Adebayor, but yuor lot don't even sing it!

Makes the Highbury Library seem like a rock concert!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy_RST
Stand up!
If you hate tottenham
stand up!
If you hate tottenham

A - DE - BAY - OR

A - DE - BAY - OR!


We got Cesc Fabregas
We got cesc fabregas....
lol arsenal never really had any good songs have they ?
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Originally Posted by A J
Surely you mean it's time to come alive
oh shut up aj do u actually watch today's football? theres more life on our cat than what most proffessional footballers have today on the field

the thing is modern footy is to soft we need to bring brian cough back to life and show these bentley driving soft twats that its not about the hair style
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 03:12 PM
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Build a bonfire,
build a bonfire,
put the scousers on the top,
put the city in the middle and burn fucking lot.



Scouse, whack, send the fuckers back,
no more fucking scousers!
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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Nemanja OU OOOOOOOOOOHA
He Comes from Serbia
He'll Fuckin Murder Ya!
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there's been some classics over the years

these are fav's of mine

"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"...Celtic fans too andy
goram after its revealed the keeper was diagnosed with
Schizophrenia"

"You're just a fat Eddie Murphy"
Newcastle fans to Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink

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aj and tiff
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Alan shearer is an illegitimate,
He has got no birth certificate,
He's got AIDS and he cant get rid ov it
Dirty black and white B**st**D.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 06:32 PM
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Originally Posted by RichardPON
Having been to the Emirates several times last year, not only is it the worst chant ever, seconded only by Adebayor................ Adebayor, but yuor lot don't even sing it!

Makes the Highbury Library seem like a rock concert!
have to agree with you there pon

tho i do hope its a bit louder this year


AJ and tiff
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Just a few of my favourites i hope to get a very sore throat too whilst beltin em out where ever the Mighty reds may be


1. he'll pack his case again
he'll book a private pla...aa...ane
that CUNT Ronaldo
Hes going to spain


2. His armband proved he was a red torres torres
You'll never walk alone it said torres torres
We bought the lad from sunny spain
he gets the ball and scores again
fernando torres liverpools number 9

3. Hes fast hes red he speaks like father ted
Robbie keane Robbie keane

4. F#%k off chelsea FC
You aint got no history
5 european cups and 18 leagues
Thats what we call history

5. mourinho said dont worry we have nothing to fear
But then he went dead quiet when up popped luis garcia
His shot it had no power but then it reached the goal
And now hes sending rafaaaaa to ISTANBUL

Rafael Rafael Rafa in ISTANBUL

Benitez said dont worry i'll wipe away your tears
Coz Stevie G's a red and he will be for years
you can keep your john terry and stick you lampard up your arse
Cos Carra is here and gerrards stayin ours

Rafael Rafael Rafa in ISTANBUL

6. We all dream of a team of Carraghers

7. Steve Gerrard gerrad hes big and hes F#%kin hard
He'll pass the ball 40 yards ste gerrard gerrard

8.YNWA

And many more from the real 12th man!!!!

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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by redrsmk5
Just a few of my favourites i hope to get a very sore throat too whilst beltin em out where ever the Mighty reds may be


1. he'll pack his case again
he'll book a private pla...aa...ane
that CUNT Ronaldo
Hes going to spain
I think you're going to have to put this one on the back burner pal
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Originally Posted by A J
I think you're going to have to put this one on the back burner pal
Thats why it says again in the first line....he'd already packed it once
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singing rather loudly in a shithole near you

to the adams family tune...

in our defensive foursome
he's absolutely awesome
from corners he will score some
its super huntington
na na na na leeds leeds

nicked from the torress liverpool song (you scouses wil know)

his comments at crewe proved he was leeds beckford beckford
what shirt am i wearing bruv he said beckford beckford
we got the lad from RAC, now he plays for super leeds
jer...maine beckford uniteds nuber 9

MOT
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he jinks to the left
he winks to the right
that boy ronaldo makes england look shite

my favourite chant of all time from a couple of years ago is

mourinho are you listening
keep our trophy glistening
cos were 6 points in front
you portugese cunt
walking in a fergie wonderland
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by Billy_RST
Stand up!
If you hate tottenham
stand up!
If you hate tottenham

A - DE - BAY - OR

A - DE - BAY - OR!


We got Cesc Fabregas
We got cesc fabregas....
WE BEAT THE SCUM 5-1







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i'm a Stoke fan for nearly 30 years
come on lads have some sympathy... i know we going back down
and we got no songs

well we've got dillilah, bout it

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Originally Posted by Brian
WE BEAT THE SCUM 5-1







Brian

You finished in the bottom half. Your poo and that was carling cup.

Beat us in a proper match.


Also thought of another song from a couple seasons back:

WE WON THE LEAGUE

AT WHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT WHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT THAT SHITHOLE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT WHITE HART LANE!
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just seen this one on WACCOE

30 points
who gives a fuck
your going down
you luton cunts

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Originally Posted by Billy_RST
You finished in the bottom half. Your poo and that was carling cup.

Beat us in a proper match.


Also thought of another song from a couple seasons back:

WE WON THE LEAGUE

AT WHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT WHITE HART LANE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT THAT SHITHOLE

WE WON THE LEAGUE AT WHITE HART LANE!
We may be poo but still beat the scum


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Originally Posted by Brian
We may be poo but still beat the scum


Brian
Great. Took long enough.
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