There's only one Arsene Wenger,
There's only one Arsene Wenger,
With a packet of sweets,
and a portugese tan,
Wengers got Madeleine McCann.

Anderson-son-son
He is better than kleberson
Anderson-son-son
he's our midfield magician
to the left, to the right
to the samba beat tonight
he is class
with the brass
and he SHITS ON FABREGAS!

(^^ to the Agadoo tune)