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Jul 31, 2008 | 01:54 PM

Lee_R21Turbo

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Joke I heard last nite...

....whilst in the gym.....make me chuckle...

A dwarf picks up a prostitute on a nite out & takes her back to his...

She strips off & jumps in bed, he strips off and then goes over to his bag and pulls out 4 springs which he then attaches one to each of his hands & feet....

.....then he proceeds to fuck the living daylights out of her for the next 5 hours!!!

When he'd finished he got off & took his springs off......the prostitute trying to catch her breathe said......what was that you just did to me it was AMAZING.......

the dwarf replied.........that babe....is known as.....

.....the FOUR SPRUNG DWARF TECHNIQUE!!!!

Jul 31, 2008 | 01:56 PM

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Jul 31, 2008 | 01:57 PM

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Jul 31, 2008 | 01:58 PM

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a shitter version of the four sprung duck technique joke from 2005

Jul 31, 2008 | 02:22 PM

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I've heard it before, yet it still made me laugh.

Benni.

Jul 31, 2008 | 03:14 PM

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Jul 31, 2008 | 03:17 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by alistairolsen

a shitter version of the four sprung duck technique joke from 2005

2005....I think i heard that in primary school back in 1989/1990..........

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Jul 31, 2008 | 03:18 PM

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Jul 31, 2008 | 03:35 PM

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Quote:

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a shitter version of the four sprung duck technique joke from 2005

It's the 'facelift' 2008 version

Jul 31, 2008 | 03:48 PM

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Lee...

Sorry......I'll get my coat!!!

Jul 31, 2008 | 03:59 PM

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paddy comes into work today and tells the lads about his birds new tatoo

boyz its fuckin amazin i tell ya its right at the top of her inner thigh its a sea shell the most amazing thing about it is if you put your ear to it you can smell the fuckin sea i shit you not boyz

Jul 31, 2008 | 05:45 PM

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brilliant! cracked me up

Jul 31, 2008 | 06:12 PM

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and there's me thinking scousers were funny!!

Jul 31, 2008 | 06:47 PM

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Quote:

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and there's me thinking scousers were funny!!

comedy wouldnt exist without hecklers lets hear yours then chuckle brother come on dont be shy make us cry or is your shit as dry as a 90 yr old nuns cunt?

Jul 31, 2008 | 07:43 PM

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a canibal is sitting under a tree, with one arm around a bucket of shit, crying like a baby.

a second canibal asks"whats up mate?"

he replies,"ive just dumped my girlfriend "

Aug 1, 2008 | 01:23 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF

a canibal is sitting under a tree, with one arm around a bucket of shit, crying like a baby.

a second canibal asks"whats up mate?"

he replies,"ive just dumped my girlfriend "

like it mate

Aug 1, 2008 | 01:25 PM

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and there's me thinking scousers were funny!!

He's not a scouser Scott

Aug 1, 2008 | 01:27 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF

a canibal is sitting under a tree, with one arm around a bucket of shit, crying like a baby.

a second canibal asks"whats up mate?"

he replies,"ive just dumped my girlfriend "

Aug 1, 2008 | 01:28 PM

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Aug 1, 2008 | 01:38 PM

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what do you call a Russian man with 3 balls

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Aug 1, 2008 | 01:40 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by JTECHSAFF

a canibal is sitting under a tree, with one arm around a bucket of shit, crying like a baby.

a second canibal asks"whats up mate?"

he replies,"ive just dumped my girlfriend "