Jeremy Kyle.........
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Jeremy Kyle.........
Just sitting with the telly on whilst having my coffee and toast before work and FUCK ME WHAT A PRICK THAT GUY IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Condasending tosser!!!! Blah Blah conraception Blah Blah, It says the jeremy kyle show Blah Blah WHAT A KNOB!!
Condasending tosser!!!! Blah Blah conraception Blah Blah, It says the jeremy kyle show Blah Blah WHAT A KNOB!!
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i like it when he gets sat on the step and starts shouting and pointing his finger! one day some chavvy smack head will just charge upto him and just land one on his smug face haha, i would.
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It's quality! 
he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs'
They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him, low lifes
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he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs' They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him, low lifes
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It's quality! he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs'
They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him
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he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs' They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him
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What goes through their minds though?
Right my wife has shagged her way round half the unemployed scallies adn I have a drink and drug problem. I know I'll go on national telly so th ewhole country can see what a bunch of oxygen thieves we are.
Fucking hell if my missus said to me she had tickets for the show and I was her special guest I'd be running for the fucking hills
Right my wife has shagged her way round half the unemployed scallies adn I have a drink and drug problem. I know I'll go on national telly so th ewhole country can see what a bunch of oxygen thieves we are.
Fucking hell if my missus said to me she had tickets for the show and I was her special guest I'd be running for the fucking hills
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It's quality! he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs'
They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him, low lifes
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he tells the wasters exactly like it is, unlike the American counterparts who pussyfoot round the issues trying to physco analyse and cure everything with 'group hugs' They are always unemployed, ill educated, benefit bludging, alcoholic/drug addict (delete as appropriate) 16 year old mother/father who was pregnant at the same time their other half was knocking up some other bird taking a lie detector or DNA test to prove it wasn't him, low lifes
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Yes he is a twat
He seems to love the fact that his name is on the fake wall in the show like he is something special ...........bell-end
No one would get near him for twatting him tho as he has his heavies standing in the background to wipe his arse lol
He seems to love the fact that his name is on the fake wall in the show like he is something special ...........bell-end
No one would get near him for twatting him tho as he has his heavies standing in the background to wipe his arse lol
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John Culshaw does Jeremy Kyle :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI
funniest thing i ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI
funniest thing i ever seen!
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John Culshaw does Jeremy Kyle :-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI
funniest thing i ever seen!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPZcN-PiomI
funniest thing i ever seen!
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Has anyone ever considered it could be all staged and fabricated bullshit....or does anyone actually know someone who has appeared on this pathetic excuse for tv entertainment??
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I used to think he was alright *hangs head in shame* now he just winds me up .. yet i still watch it at times (for a laugh)
Winds me up - girl walks on stage, slaps her fella he just says " blah blah sit down my name on the wall" - could you imagine if a man did that! Same with the whole " I dont know the dad to my baby" he goes on about the man being nasty calling the girl names, but dont mention the girl being a filthy whore! :@ Hypercrite!
I've been asked to go on and support my friend on there.. my answer NO!
Did i hear free food if your guest?? I'm there haha!
Winds me up - girl walks on stage, slaps her fella he just says " blah blah sit down my name on the wall" - could you imagine if a man did that! Same with the whole " I dont know the dad to my baby" he goes on about the man being nasty calling the girl names, but dont mention the girl being a filthy whore! :@ Hypercrite!
I've been asked to go on and support my friend on there.. my answer NO!
Did i hear free food if your guest?? I'm there haha!
I did not believe it all, untill the Mrs was watching it one day, suddenly jumped up..
" OMG I USED TO GO TO SCHOOL WITH THAT PERSON "...
Fookin funny, she had turned Lesbian and her Brother was shaggin her Lover.... Class...
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Yes, last october a guy from my way was on it with his ex girlfriend fighting about their little one. He used to do some handyman jobs for me and tell me all the stories about her etc................was really wierd seeing him on the telly LOL
they get paid 250 quid to star on the show and all expenses paid so a good earn when you are on the social sitting on your fat arse at home for a job
I think he should be sacked and be replaced by Mike rainbird " hello and welcome to the Mike Rainbird show all details are on my website"
I think he should be sacked and be replaced by Mike rainbird " hello and welcome to the Mike Rainbird show all details are on my website"
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When I watched the Jeremy Kyle show once, all I could see was the studio filled up with:
It seems that the only type of person invited onto that show are the collective banjo players of the social underclass.
Usually what they say is littered with "like", "basically" and should their kids be questioned - the line "I love my kids" is said at shouting volume usually meaning "I don't know where they are" or "My kids never did whatever it is you say they've done". All whilst talking over the TV at max volume......
It seems that the only type of person invited onto that show are the collective banjo players of the social underclass.
Usually what they say is littered with "like", "basically" and should their kids be questioned - the line "I love my kids" is said at shouting volume usually meaning "I don't know where they are" or "My kids never did whatever it is you say they've done". All whilst talking over the TV at max volume......
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i enjoy watching it lol i watched one the other day about dna tests etc, and he didnt believe the 2 kids were his etc, turned out they were and he was paranoid etc, anyway few days later i go to a car show and there they are! the couple!! so the lads shout out "who's the daddy!?"
was funny lol
was funny lol
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im sure you would,
i dont mind the guy tells it how it is from what ive seen... and who cares about his personal life? i dont
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You gotta love Jeremy telling all those sub-humans exactly what so many of us would love to, live on national TV.
I cant see anything wrong with someone being told
"Get a job !"
"Take some responsibility !"
"Grow up !"
"You are lying !"
I cant see anything wrong with someone being told
"Get a job !"
"Take some responsibility !"
"Grow up !"
"You are lying !"