When I watched the Jeremy Kyle show once, all I could see was the studio filled up with:



It seems that the only type of person invited onto that show are the collective banjo players of the social underclass.

Usually what they say is littered with "like", "basically" and should their kids be questioned - the line "I love my kids" is said at shouting volume usually meaning "I don't know where they are" or "My kids never did whatever it is you say they've done". All whilst talking over the TV at max volume......