2 canadian siamese twins ,John & Jim walk into a bar.

twins: 2 coors beers please says john,and make them cold says jim

Bartender: There you are guys.Excuse me for asking but are you real siamese twins.

twins: yes says jim,john lifts up his t-shirt.Look were joined at the hip.

Bartender. wow i bet you can,t travel far with that.

twins: Your joking said john ,we have just returned from our annual driving holiday in England.Yes adds jim we hire a car every year and drive around all the quaint little villages.

Bartender. Oh you must love England ,the culture,the history,the queen and there love of beer.

twins. No way say jim the english are rude ,there beer is warm and the weather is crap.That's right adds john.

Bartender: So how come you go back every year??


































Twins: It's the only chance jim gets to drive.

 

god....

 

I don't get it

 

oh dear