Split up with my bird a few months ago and a load of my mates said register on a singles site and see what happens for a laugh,so i did today.Feckin sighn up free it said so i sighned up,done the usual bollox were your from and all that crap.Looked at a few of the birds photos then logged out.Gets an email off some chick sayin hi so goes to say hi back and its now sayin i have to pay to use the rest of the site i.e to send emails back etc.What the feck is the point in sayin the site is FREE when it blatently isnt.Rant over.

 

Proberly got ringers working on there messaging everyone so that it gets you to pay so you can reply

 

www.girlsdateforfree.com (I think its that) that's free.

Its what my neighbour used. Just becareful of the weirdos/bunny boilers but saying that you can meet them anywhere.

Good Luck

 

only for girls its free, men have to pay on this aswell

 

Cheers jemma,i only seen my arse coz this girl sent me a photo of herself and i cant see it and its got me wondering what she looks like now lol.

 

For fecks sake do men have to pay on all the sites??? Is there any good ones that are free for us blokes???

 

Plenty of fish

 

Whoops sorry!

You got sky? Dating channel on there somewhere lol

But yet again that costs money to text in

 

Shings, is that a website??? if so is it free??

 

you could also try facebook or tagged or bebo they're free and you can meet women that way also have a laugh too ie break the ice with the flirts and things... by using the applications if you dont want to send a message first..it does work I've met a few women that way..and before you all ask just friends only LOL not looking for a woman I'm fine the way i am...got my batcholor pad big tv game console new RS I'm fine LOLOL

 

Lmfao i've just spat wine all over the fucking place

 

plenty of fish is free for blokes

 

Was just about to say that lol

 

Yes mate.. and its free ha ha ha ha...

My mate Sam ( a girl ) told me about it... quite funny actually...

J

PS- Spitting wine is wasting alcohol

 

Gotta be honest, steer clear they're "social networking sites" not "dating" sites, which Plenty of Fish is.

 

plentyoffish mate, its the way to go

 

Sign up to Zoosk on facebook, its free. See how many winks you get!

Someone sent me the application through facebook and I joined it... removed it after 3 weeks of blokes winking at me sometimes twice a day!

 

I found you a lovely lady on Plenty Of Fish mate...



Benni.

 

http://www.plentyoffish.com/member7204259.htm#in

If she is 21, I'll eat my own shit.

 

Sorry to abuse your thread mate, but what does this mean?

Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter

Also, if I make a profile, should I pretend I've got a kid and my bird done a runner with my brother, left me and I took on the child? Make me look all caring and shit.

Benni?

 

google it

 

it means she's got deformed genitialia

 

Cheers guys and girls for the replys

 

Benni she's rough as fuck!
So when did you poke it then lmfao.
And if you find out she is 21 keep the video to yourself

 

She wouldn't be the only one, she seems ideal for me.

Benni.

 

I've not poked it, nor am I going too. My mother is asleep up stairs if I get that desperate, along with my brothers arse hole. As for the video, Not a problem mate, I'll let you know how it goes.

 

i was waiting for someone else to make the comment about yer bits, but it seems youve excelled yourself

 

I'm sure I won't be the first. I am going to tell her my willy is of an abnormal size and caused my last girlfriend allot of bruising, which it did might I add. I was pushing so far in to "try" and excite her my fat legs bruised her thighs. Still never excited her mind... 'I never once said I had a big willy, you assumed and became excited'.

Benni.

 

Thanks mate

 

You're more than welcome mate, keep it to yourself, I have plans to charge for the next video, your just a special customer.

 

 

 

i met up with a girl through yahoo dating.

she was a monster in real life although she fit in the pics, be warned! i fooked off ater 20mins to go out with me mates.

she may have thought i was too but be warned.... and she kept on emailing me after that.

 

Maybe Im missing something here.

Is Merseyside an exclusively Male area? Whats wrong with meeting a girl in a Pub or Club Or in Tescos? Least you'll know inside 5 seconds whether you like the look of her in real life. And inside 20 mins whether you'd like to see her again.

 

Saved me posting!

 

On the interntet I can show them pictures of when I 13 was and was 10 stone lighter, non retarded and it was acceptable to have a penis of my size.

Benni.

 

Some people don't have the confidence to just go and talk to girls!


Luckily I do

 

Some people will go home alone then to wank thinking about the Hot girl they sat and stared at for 2 hours as they slowly got more and more Pissed then!