Is it wrong to look for a massage place that ACTUALLY gives massages and not one where the bitch wahts to suck your knob for an extra tenner?

My lower back is giving me hell fire, and I need some slag to go to work on it for half an hour or so...... But fuck me, you try finding a massage parlour that actually IS a massage parlour and not a front for pimps and whores

 

You want an osteopath mate, not a masseuse !

 

That could be why then

Nah, I just want one of them soothing massages really....

 

Mate.......take the happy ending for an extra tenner!

 

the missus can talk to one of her best girls just to do a normal

 

Polly - Yeah thats all cool, but I want the bitch to be able to actually do a massage aswell, not some half assed rubbing then just suck cock I want a real massage (first) lol

 

Johnny - bit far to go

 

A sports therapist is what you need. Make sure you find one that a member of FHT. Federation of H??? Therapists. Can't remember what the H is for. Anyway, don't just go to anyone who claims to be a masseuse or therapist because it's likely they'll have done a weekend course and do you more harm than good.
I injured my hip a few years back and it was diagnosed as muscular but I was in a bad way and it got better but would go if I twisted the wrong way. A decent Sports Therapist will help with massage and suggested excercises.

Shanny

 

DO they finish you off with a nosh aswell tho?

 

I was just going to say what Shanny said. A Sports massage is what you need. I have them from time to time. Hoping for another soon as I suffer from back/neck troubles. I do have to admit to having a slight hang-up and have to have a woman do it, it's nothing sexual, but I just can't relax with a bloke doing it. I guess I should get over that really, maybe a bloke will make a better job of it??

 

what dont you like? the women? or the BJ? LOL

 

the h is for holistic
federation of holistic therapists