Well now feb 14th is all over ladies and gentelmen, so your thinking before you'll know it, it will be time for next one i hear you say, well no!!!

It is a well known fact that 14th march is the next romantic calender date this year. This is unofficially known known as 'BJS day' let me explain

14MARCH is Blow job and steak day. The ladies cook their man a steak and he also gets a blow job, preferably while hes eating the steak.

I informed my wife to this little known celebration last week, and she thought it was a wonderfull idea. I also went and bought a mint 35k mile escort cosworth this tuesday, which she also thought was a good idea. i even came late home for dinner (which was cold buy then) as i got talking to the seller, and she didnt even flintch when i told her where id been

So with my wifes blessing of the event, i feel it is only fair on her to spread the word........

Lads (and ladies) i ask you to spread the word to all your mates and make a note on the calender. We need to spread the message, maby even write to the PM pledging him to make this an official calender date, as important as a bank holiday.

But remember people to make this happen, we need to practice what we preach!!!![/b]

 

Hmm.... I thought yesterday was BJ day. Oh well, must have got it wrong. Damn.

 

i think that if i were to mention this matter to the wife, she wold probably be serving me a penis steak wile i was recovering in hospital after cutting it off frank and beans style in my zipper

 

So both of you will be eating meat that day?

 

or neither

 

Once a month its BJ week mate, no reason to wait until 14th March

 

every week is BJ week for me

 

and quite often not from my wife

 

Have you got a book you have to get stamped each time?

Rationed BJs

 

lol. no when the girlfriend is bleeding its BJ week.

 

you give your girlfriend a bj when she's bleeding

 

Lucky Bastard

 

indeed

 

Ahh you said it there "girlfriend", wait till shes the wife.....