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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 04:40 PM
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how shite are they some of them look scary as fook tho



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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 04:44 PM
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LOL at the second one!
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Single fundamental reason they look odd that no-one realises...... cos they are always symetrical! Virtually no-one in the whole fooking world has a symetrical-looking face, hence why we see it as odd.....
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 05:41 PM
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Look like they been drawn on a etch-a-sketch by a 5 year old
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 05:42 PM
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Single fundamental reason they look odd that no-one realises...... cos they are always symetrical! Virtually no-one in the whole fooking world has a symetrical-looking face, hence why we see it as odd.....
i must be odd then
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 05:45 PM
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I doubt very much you have a symetrical face
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 05:51 PM
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i laughed when i seen them on crimewatch the other night.
must have been done by the work experience school girl.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 05:55 PM
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Then mostly manage to make them look like some sort of evil person, when mostly, they are just ordinary people.

Take the current suspect in the Madeline McCann case......



He looks like he came straight out of a Stephen King storyline. People would stay the fuck out of the way of someone that looks like that, but I bet the real person that took her just looks like anyone you'd pass in the street and not even think about.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 06:00 PM
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The 2nd one of those 2 e-fits wins the award for most unused facial space. You could almost park a car on each of his cheeks.

Agree with C&B though, they make them look evil when they really can't be that menacing running errands day to day...
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 06:14 PM
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the 2nd one is stu isnt it?
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 06:19 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 06:21 PM
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I doubt very much you have a symetrical face
Neither are either of those photofits if you look properly.. eyebrows are different, eyes shaded differently, cheeks shaded differently, hair is obviously not symetrical, mouths, ears... they're not symetrical, they're just shit
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 06:30 PM
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Originally Posted by Thrush
Single fundamental reason they look odd that no-one realises...... cos they are always symetrical! Virtually no-one in the whole fooking world has a symetrical-looking face, hence why we see it as odd.....
Neither are those pics you mong

And yeah, Paddy just said it, but fuck it, i wanna too
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Then mostly manage to make them look like some sort of evil person, when mostly, they are just ordinary people.

Take the current suspect in the Madeline McCann case......



He looks like he came straight out of a Stephen King storyline. People would stay the fuck out of the way of someone that looks like that, but I bet the real person that took her just looks like anyone you'd pass in the street and not even think about.
Thats my mate mucky mick he is the absolute spit, seriously
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Thats my mate mucky mick he is the absolute spit, seriously
It's the spit of Edd off here as well! Apart from that blokes looks like he's breaking a set of teeth in for a horse.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:30 PM
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Its Jake The Snake Roberts.

I think it was Dojj, he had just been attacked by Ester Ransen, but mid-way thru the E-fit, just after they had drawn the teeth, he stated having more WWF fantasies so the rest looks like Jake The Snake.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Christian and Beccy
Then mostly manage to make them look like some sort of evil person, when mostly, they are just ordinary people.

Take the current suspect in the Madeline McCann case......



He looks like he came straight out of a Stephen King storyline. People would stay the fuck out of the way of someone that looks like that, but I bet the real person that took her just looks like anyone you'd pass in the street and not even think about.
is it just me that thinks its a bit odd that this 'suspect' has never been mentioned before?
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:33 PM
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I know this guy!



He's the bloke that guides Fire Force in to position at SantaPod before it runs!

Quick, call the cops
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
I know this guy!



He's the bloke that guides Fire Force in to position at SantaPod before it runs!

Quick, call the cops
isnt that that footballer from a few years back? jason lee perhaps? " he's got a pineapple on his head"
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:36 PM
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And look at this cunt They taking the piss?

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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by fuzzy
Originally Posted by Stavros
I know this guy!



He's the bloke that guides Fire Force in to position at SantaPod before it runs!

Quick, call the cops
isnt that that footballer from a few years back? jason lee perhaps? " he's got a pineapple on his head"
Nah, them eyes, its deffo FireForce man, AKA Andy Peters
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:40 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:42 PM
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 07:44 PM
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And look at this cunt They taking the piss?

I just pissed meself. Ah fuckinell.
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 08:03 PM
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stav, you sure this isnt you with hair??



and FPMSL at that one

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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 08:12 PM
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
how shite are they some of them look scary as fook tho



nope that didnt work lol
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 08:19 PM
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i think i would recognise him
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Old Jan 24, 2008 | 08:41 PM
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I'm fucking cracking up!! I can't see!!!

That first one has Jacko's eyes!
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Old Jan 25, 2008 | 01:46 AM
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Originally Posted by focuschivvy
how shite are they some of them look scary as fook tho



The 2nd ones Allan Lamb the cricketer isn't it?
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Old Jan 25, 2008 | 03:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Stavros
the 2nd one is stu isnt it?
OMG ROFL!
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