No not a confession from the dark side! Did anyone just watch that program on Ch4?! What the fuck is that all about?!

For any that missed it, basically women buying these semi-realistic dolls that look like babies, under the types of "Sleeper" and "Open eyed smiler" and "Reborn" to name a couple!!

Truly fucking bizarre though, one woman flies to america to pick one up, stops at harrods on route and buys it £300 of kids clothes then gets the delivery (in a box to a hotel room) and after 2 days realises its got a cracked skull!! LOL!!!

She then packs it up and returns it, IF only everyone was so fortunate! What a fucking crazy world we live in, however these people clearly arent on the same planet!

 

seen it advertised,crazy bitches were bad enough but the babies looked like fookin chucky!!!

 

Also anyone see the woman giving it large on the sealer to fill the head up?! Silicon baby!!

 

just plain mental!!!

 

I caught the first 5 mins, that was enough

How about the program on before with the 75 stone man that they had to cut out of his own house

 

Im sorry yer, fat people are one thing but people who pay serious cash for a customised doll made (using silicon fucking sealer!) and have it as a proper child?! This woman was walking it through the park FFS! Also in Harrods someone comments on how well behaved it is!! Its not fucking surprising is it!! LOL

 

i remember a program a while back with guys that live with latex dolls life size that was a freaky program

 

did they all live in america that would ans a few questions

 

I went out but i Sky+ both them progs, just watching them now, OH DEAR!

I also so that dolls prog a year or so ago.

Some people.

 

Almost the same sort of mentality but with babies! Although thinking about it, its probably a service used by dirty old men aswell!

 

excuse me young sir i wash quite often

 

Am watching it now on C4 + 1 now!! Freaks!!! Its scary! The babies are FUGLY!!

 

Very strange, just watching a bit now on C4+1. One woman cleaning the pram wheels before she goes to pick up a new 'baby'. She also bought a top with sophie embroidered on it. She said the top would be good to wear that day as it was a hot day the 'baby' wont get too hot!!!!

CRAZY!

Mart.

 

i think the people will be around with white coats
its all wrong very wrong infact

http://www.channel4.com/video/my-fak...-doll_p_1.html

 

im just watching it now
freaks the lot of them

have they saiod how much they are tho

 

and now shes found a problem with the doll........bonding has stopped

 

No!! They're prob about £500!! They are soooo ugly though!! AFPMSL @ that womans whose is broke! She is scary!!

 

http://www.reborns.biz/
im going to be dreaming about these bloody fake babies

 

some people should be locked up for walking round with fake babys

 

They arent all that expensive though! Might have to get a couple!

http://cgi.ebay.com/HEAVENSGARDEN-RE...QQcmdZViewItem

 

TBH if they were cheap, i'd buy 1.

Just to scare people or use it for tricks.

I mean, imagine going on a track day with 1 of those onboard

Leave it randomly around the house, the possibilities are endless

 

 

OMFG I am going to have nightmares that is fuck ugly!!

 

what's wrong with you people... I would love one.

Can you imagine what fun you could have watching peoples expressions when you drop it on its head in Tescos

Im thinking Jackson style over the balcony and a slip

Putting the baby seat on the roof of the car with the baby and driving off with everyone watching

 

Turbocabbie I just spat chicken soup everywhere!!! Imagine, putting it in a trolley near a lottery Q and then walking past, grabbing it and running away after a swift look around.

 

when i worked at butlins there was a guy i worked with who had a blow up doll handcuffed to the radiator taped up into a "bent over" position

ironicly he got laied by girls who heard about it and was curious how good he might be in the sack

ok not that much the same but STILL has proof women are MENTAL

 

I might buy one for the parcel shelf. When a tailgaiter arrives, a sharp stop should see it fly into the windscreen

 

Hey babe, im a big deal. You should see how good I am in bed, for I fuck a letex wench 16 times a day

 

NO..... it wasnt like that,,,, girls seemed to find him kinky and he got laied but most due to that

he was ment as a guys prank at first i was told but he slept wit 2 girls from the pool who wanted to see it

 

I think we are all missing a trick here.

Have you ever gone to the supermarket and not wanted to park in a small bay risking parking dent/scratches??

Just get one of these baby,s and hey presto,a giant size parent parking bay right outside the entrance to the store is all yours.

Ever been in a busy que for the lottery.??

Simply place your baby near the entrance to the shop and place a cigarette in it's mouth and shout "Who's is this smoking baby"?

When everyone rushes to see a smoking baby,you jump to the front of the que.

Ever been pulled over for speeding ?

Simply point to the baby in the back seat and tell the officer that it has stop breathing and you are rushing to hospital.No speeding fine/ban.

You can see i have thought about this too much

SORRY.

 

Cheaper than a paint job whatever way you look at it

 

The bit that made me laugh was when the woman was in the hotel room waiting for the baby and she said "ooh this is a long labour"

Can you imagine the baby maker's house at halloween?!?! Baby's heads on the porch etc!!

 

and what about the husband of the woman who went to america. You could see the 'WTF am I doing here' look on his face when they were in Harrods.

And the husband of the woman who wanted a replacement for her grandson who had emigrated... "it looks like something you'd see on a mortuary slab"...

I wonder how her daughter felt after seeing 'baby' Harry...

 

My fake baby was very very wierd, I cant figure out why people wanted them, one women said men have model planes and cars, but these 'dolls' were goin far to far. One women was walking her baby in the park.

Very wierd program!

 

Had to laugh when that grandmother showed baby harry on the web cam to her grandson (the real harry)."What's that ?"he said.

Grandmother replys "It's a baby".

Harry replys "That's not a baby,that's a doll numb nuts".

 

hahahaha i only caught bits about that harry kid.............the way the nan was going on i thought he was dead