me!

i feel dirty now

 

I'm Also Guilty of this.... Although she was pretty hot....

 

me

i went into Looe at 4am when everywhere was closing

walked up some stairs into this club and some fit girl walked down them randomly hugged me and got off with me

got a nice grope out of it and she walked off and did it to someone else. hope i havent got aids ? LOL

 

nowt wrong with that lads good on ya

 

Where would women be if it wasn't for heroic deeds by men like this!!
Good on you lads
tabetha

 

probably

 

i didnt even get to go out missus wouldnt let me as its our anivsary today

 

thumb and under springs to mind

i was in bed by 9 as i am on guard duty today

 

manhore.........../..............lucky twat.....lol

 

Guilty

 

I got a wee feel off someone I know's bird, she aint bad

 

not a random as such, but someones gf, once he had gone up to bed

and my mate smashed her mate too.

good times

 

I used to sleep around with anything that moved, a hole and a heartbeat was all it took, even the heartbeat was optional so long as still warm!!
But I always felt used afterwards, for about 10 seconds!!
tabetha

 

I'm guilty of this a couple of years back

 

this bird latched onto me at about 11 and wouldnt leave me alone, she was fit so i didnt mind but she kept coming upto me and wanting to kiss me when the bird i actually want to get with was about! fucking nightmare! i fucked her off off in the end and she went and threw yerself all over some other chap for a while

prick tease apparently, oh well!

funny thing is on friday i took the piss out of her for something and she got properly wound up, then goes off on one saying how shes a kick boxer and could proabbly knock the fuck out of me etc etc

 

ohhhhhhhhhhh i failed again last night why do i always get the lesbos

 

got off with a few, couldnt do much though as my missus was in the club next door

had this one attacking me all night, she was a real beauty, but about two foot taller than me she had this linen dress on, black high heels, looked the part, went to liverpool uni, but i needed ladders to get with her im trying to find her myspace to get some pics

my mate was getting with this one, i went up to him and the bird he was with fucked him off and had her tongue down my throat said to her we should have a threesome for a joke, was surprised as fuck when she dragged us both outside we took her round the back of a macdonalds, but id lost interest at this point and missed the music so went back in the club .......20 mins later i seen her crying with her knees pissing with blood she tried getting with me agen, but theres nothing worse than a girl with spunk breath . thats slappers for ya

 

oldest excuse in the book for em

 

 

**Dave McB sheepishly puts his hand up**

LOL. Was worth it. My mate done her last time he was out, so it felt right that it was my turn.....Thankfully he didnt stick it in her mouth else id have been nowhere near it!!...