this bird latched onto me at about 11 and wouldnt leave me alone, she was fit so i didnt mind but she kept coming upto me and wanting to kiss me when the bird i actually want to get with was about! fucking nightmare! i fucked her off off in the end and she went and threw yerself all over some other chap for a while

prick tease apparently, oh well!

funny thing is on friday i took the piss out of her for something and she got properly wound up, then goes off on one saying how shes a kick boxer and could proabbly knock the fuck out of me etc etc