Lads ! A question !!
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Lads ! A question !!
OK, me and a mate were having a discussion today about women.
What would you rather have in a woman , beauty or brains ? You can only have one, not a mix ie. a semi decent looking woman with a bit of savvy....it's beauty or brains. You have to pick one.
What would you pick ?
What would you rather have in a woman , beauty or brains ? You can only have one, not a mix ie. a semi decent looking woman with a bit of savvy....it's beauty or brains. You have to pick one.
What would you pick ?
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Originally Posted by Turbocabbie
beauty as brains would me she would quickly stop putting up with me,but don't tell my missus
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Re: Lads ! A question !!
Originally Posted by Mr S1
OK, me and a mate were having a discussion today about women.
What would you rather have in a woman , beauty or brains ? You can only have one, not a mix ie. a semi decent looking woman with a bit of savvy....it's beauty or brains. You have to pick one.
What would you pick ?
What would you rather have in a woman , beauty or brains ? You can only have one, not a mix ie. a semi decent looking woman with a bit of savvy....it's beauty or brains. You have to pick one.
What would you pick ?
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Originally Posted by gkandr4ch
My missus has both, (she reads my posts you know) but if I had to pick one it would be beauty.
so does mine,,,, so i already made the choice a while ago so im not worried
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only a queer cares about brains
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
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Originally Posted by Stavros
only a queer cares about brains
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
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Originally Posted by Stavros
only a queer cares about brains
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
birds are for doing things to, not talking to
thick birds are actually a bonus IMO, can get away with loads more, easier convinced to do stuff, etc etc etc.
bollocks to clever birds, thats asking for trouble.
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Originally Posted by Big G
I dont think ive ever eyed a bird up n gone "hmm she's brainy"
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I dont think ive ever eyed a bird up n gone "hmm she's brainy"
saying that ive got a big thing for that gemma hollyoaks bird for some reason,, never bothered with her before but after seeing her in the jungle shes been added on the list
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Robbed this from another thread as it just about sums it all up really
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Originally Posted by Big G
I dont think ive ever eyed a bird up n gone "hmm she's brainy"
Originally Posted by yellowsierra
Robbed this from another thread as it just about sums it all up really
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice', she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.
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Originally Posted by Turbocabbie
Originally Posted by gkandr4ch
My missus has both, (she reads my posts you know) but if I had to pick one it would be beauty.
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