Some lad tonight started driving like a knob infront of me and basically trying to ram me off the road, why fuck knows i obviously pissed him off by driving home lol. Anyway as we come upto a round about we are next to each other and he starts waving a little rounders bat at me like he's actually goint to fill me in with it. So i dropped back away from him got his reg then phoned 999 and told them the reg and how he had just waved an axe at me

 

 

serves him right...tosser

 

So its not just me with a twisted sense of humour, hopefully they will turn up at his house tonight battons a blazing

 

lets hope the little twat gets the rubber glove treatment as well

 

lmao Hope they pull him and hes got the bat in there Be funnier if he had an axe too

 

999 and nothing had happened?

I'd have told you where to go TBH

 

well done mate that will hopefully teach the cunt

 

i did a free car data check on his reg and fuck all came up, i'm guessing it was a gypo on dodgy plates tbh

 

Stu.H

ye cause i have the local bobby shops number in my phone

 

I used to in me youth when i had a rather major run in with some pikey cunts


Bri.

 

So u hadnt got the phone number for local cop shop, so, oh lets phone 999

Im sure that it was a bit more aggrevated than it came across in your post, not just a "lets get this knob back"

 

trust me i phoned cause i thought it was funny.

Ps are you 1 of these pc warrior do-gooder types

 

PMSL! An axe of all things... LOL!

 

you've got more chance of a blowjob off the queen mother than them following it up.
Unless there is violence from them on to you it is forgotten about.

 

you should of said it was a gun they would of been all over the place in minutes

 

would have done the same

 

why didnt u just stop and get out of the car..????......for those that dont know Alps is about 6ft 6,7,8.???...........at that size,(even if ur the softest twat in the world..???).u'd have scared the shit out of him,that would have been funnier.........

 

I'm surprised you didnt get done for using your phone whilst driving

 

Should have said a dildo

 

 

 

, it wouldnt have been as good if you'd have said a knife, or even a gun, but an AXE of all things makes it funny!

@ dildo!

Quite funny that he showed you a rounders bat though, would have been even funnier if you had a baseball bat to show him in return!

 

.mine's bigger than urs............

 

Funny i thought the same thing tbh, the thing is what would he have done if i'd have been a lunatic and pulled a knife out on him or a bigger bat

 

Probably cacked his pants and fooked off, then once back on his gypo site he'd ring the cops with your reg number telling them you were waving a machine gun in his face.

 

''Cavity search''


''Yes''


''Make sure you go in deep''


Remember that from the Beavis and Butthead Movie

 

The cops have just turned up at my door, claiming i was waving an axe at someone thanks




pmsl

 

S1rst

It was my love cannon actually

 

 

I doubt the Police even did anything.

Let alone went around to his house/field.

 

Drunken Master

Well me to but the though of it mad me chuckle anyway lol

 

Put the reg, make, model and location up on here then if anyone else sees him or the car they can phone the police and claim the same, that way he will get pulled and they might actually find something.

Or you could just put his car details up on here so anyone that comes on here and lives in his area can wind him up.

 

how was he managing to try to ram you if he was in front ?

 

fuzzy

He was behind to start with, over took me and cut me up missing my front end by inch's, then pulled into the slow lane and started to slow down so when i over took him he swerved at me

 

An axe!
Just imagine someone actually doing that!
Like people said, thats what makes it funny, why an axe!

 

mk1_orion_boy

First thing that poped into my head

 

Or if you had wound down the window and showed him a baseball glove and asked him if he wanted to play catch

 

<<< real tears

 

I seem to be missing the joke

You dialled 999 and told a pack of lies

Just hope no officers got hurt responding to your shite!