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was at work yesterday came to knock off time and one of the lads got to were we park our motors " FUCKINEL NO! NO! NO! SOME COONTS HAD MY CAR AWAY"
so phone police ect well gutted for him we was hes propper head in hands was a vectra gsi so he gets a lift home and to work this morning met up he said "ive been waiting for the call for them to say theyve found it burnt out but nothing yet " 
so all down in the dumps he walks with us to the job talking about what hes gonna have to buy ect ect all of a sudden he goes white and stutters "WHAA WHAAAT A STUPID BASTAD IM AM" puzzled we all look at him then look at what hes looking at only his fooken vectra
hed nipped out to get some tools early in the day then moved it as it was on yellows and forgot pmsl i love building site banter weve got him now until the jobs finished bet he dreads wakeing up now
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Ive done worse than that.
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time ) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time
) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards
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Originally Posted by Stavros
Ive done worse than that.
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time ) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time
) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards did you phone em up and say sorry? laddo was like im not phoneing them we told him hed get nicked for twok he was in a right 2 n 8 didnt know what to do pmsl
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From: North Korea
Originally Posted by Rudey
Originally Posted by Stavros
Ive done worse than that.
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time ) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards
We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!
I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.
Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time
) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards did you phone em up and say sorry? laddo was like im not phoneing them we told him hed get nicked for twok he was in a right 2 n 8 didnt know what to do pmsl
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