Ive done worse than that.

We had a massive massive mega bucks outdoor summer party with work a few years ago, i parked the car in the proper place in this field about 2pm, got shitted, then about 2am or summat went back to the carpark to sleep and it wasnt there!

I rang the police totally cunted saying my car was stolen, they wouldnt take me serious and i rang about 20 times giving them abuse and telling them to go find my car.

Then after all that I remembered at some point id gone back to the car and drunkenly drove it across the field and parked it next to the dance tent (wasnt allowed to, but like i cared at the time ) so i didnt have to walk so far afterwards