Well been single for a month or so now!

The main difference I have noticed is the size of my phone bill!

Y cant women say what they want on 1 txt rather than beatin around the bush with pointless inuendo!(althoguh it can be funny)

If they want ya to come up & smash their brains out then just ask!

Oh also been eatin a lot of take away & watchin a silly amount of porn! thank fook 1 of my house m8s buys a new dvd each week!

 

I told you to stop texting me lewis As i said you can text as many times as you like its your phone bill your running up!!!! but no matter how many times i will never say yes

You just wouldn't give up would you

 

 

Thought you might of got Dingy to supply you with some dvd's.....

 

i know how u feel ive been single a month now i think my phone bill has tripled

not all girls beat around the bush in texts but it can always be a laugh tho

i dont think ive been out so much meetin alot of new people its great fun

x x x

 

been single for 3 months or so now after a 3 year relationship!

IF anything my phone bill has dropped now because im not constantly replying to:

"where are you? who you with?" txts!

 

with you there dude i have a dedicated Cola line... a tarrif with a zillion free texts a month lol!! used to use my work phone.... they soon put a stop to that after the first month pmsl


Remember to alternate between arms when watchin the porn dude, dont want one arm bigger than the other now

 

LMAO @ Faye keep dreamin darlin! its Al that I txt!

Lou whats your mobile no!?

If i get low on supplies steve then a emergency call will b goin in2 dingo!

 

you'll never get low if he sends you through his list....... he's probably get 10 years if customs did him....pmsl...

Not got rid of the taxi yet, even on greys it dosent use as much fuel as the 7 series...

You need to get up on a night out with us and drag matt out......ollie was on top form last sat night....

 

lmao thats y i am goin down the gym davey! need to build the other 1 up ya see!

PMSL @ Cola line!

 

my monthly bills have gone from 30 a month to 99

she has unlimited text messages


so now i have to pay 25 on top of the 30 amonth bill so that i get 600 text messages

but she is worth it

 

aye women can never say anything easily, if you ask what they done today they say ahh nothing interesting, then 2 seconds later they rabbit on without breathing for a good ten minutes about how fun it was when so n so at work did such n such

best way to get a straight answer out of a woman is ring her when shes busy, they dont have time to think about how to wind you up so they just blurt out what you did or didnt wanna hear

 

sounds lik a plan m8! be good to get out on the piss properly wiht u lot! deffo drag matt out! & he aint allowd lemonade in anythin! shandy drinkin poof!

 

Beer, kebabs, pizzas, movies and porn!

Its where it's at mate!!

 

if u really want it just pm me or ask nikki

im always game for a laugh


sounds like u need to get out with the lads more rather than stayin in watchin dvds trust me its great fun

 

pmsl

out wiht the boys as much as the bank manager will allow! so once every 3 months! lmao! we normally have a proper lads night every thursday

Aye phil u will have to come down for a few beers!

 

Lou PM sent!

 

there's an offer for ya mate! get on to it!

 

no one said anything about gettin on it
pmsl

just know wot its like to be back out on the market

 

Damn!

 

use ur charms lewis......

 

we defo have to sort out a PF dating section I think,,,,,fpmsl
or just a lonely harts coloum,,,,,roflmfao

I'll be in there though!

Single a whole year this month
at 1st it was pants Loving it now though

I do what I want,,,when I want,,,with whom I want! and no fooker moaning at me asking me what I'm doing when I'm doing it and who the fook I'm with!!
Or the last one would tell me to go out for the night with a mate,,,,,I'd go out,,,,get wasted get home about 3 / half 3,,,,,,,only to get into a argument about where I've been,,,who I was with,,,blah blah blah!! Twas just not worth the agg of going out

Lewis,,,,text sex is the best,,,,ya can be proper dirty in them Anyway,,,,ok so ya phone bill is a lil on the high side,,,,,but huni,,,,if ya get ya end away with one of the 100000 woman ya must be texting,,,,worth it in the end ay

I don't mind being single,,,,tis ok Although I love my huggles,,,,so missing them quite abit

Anyone want a hug




x x x

 

Perv

 

pf dating is fine

 

 

I know u can!

if that aint thre pot callin the kettle black!

 

Im just going to keep quiet

 

Yea I think ya should!

 

Yeah and I know YOU can too




x x x

 

i know how u feel hun thats def one of the things im missin

think most can guess wot ther other one is

 

 

I hate single life. It sucks.

I'd dread it if sue sent me a one way ticket to Dumpsville

 

It aint good m8 I will say that but u gotta get used to it & move on! as the lads wont let me sit around & mop about it!

 

totally agree there huni,,,,lol!!

I think I'm a born again Virgin


x x x

 

Nikki. Maybe dean could halp u out if u r a born again virgin. PMSL at him

 

No I don't think he could

Dean = for 2004 how many in the sack????? 14!!!

- 1

only 13 dude





x x x

 

ROFLOL. Nice one Nikki

 

well,,,some men really!
ya do em a favour then near on 5 months later,,,you find out ya "supposed" to of helped em up there scoring for the year

I NEVER did,,,,& NEVER will!!!!!!!

oohhhh you wait till I see him
Is he coming to the PF,,,,I hope so

 

"I think I'm a born again Virgin"

Too right Nikki, you can have Born Again Christians, so why not Virgins

Been single for almost a year and its soooooooo much easier... Took me mate out to a meet in Brighton the other month in the Esc Cos and throughout the whole journey he was on the phone to his mrs and she was saying "If you can go out, so can I" "You should be home here with me", etc, etc....... Life is soooooo much easier being single

 

dunno if he is coming to pf or not. hope im around when u say something tho.