Well been single for a month or so now!

The main difference I have noticed is the size of my phone bill!

Y cant women say what they want on 1 txt rather than beatin around the bush with pointless inuendo!(althoguh it can be funny)

If they want ya to come up & smash their brains out then just ask!

Oh also been eatin a lot of take away & watchin a silly amount of porn! thank fook 1 of my house m8s buys a new dvd each week!