Hi all, especially for alans1,(you bad boy )! but for anyone else who I mentioned it to at the pf meet.On the last 2 occaisions that I have recieved the notice of intended prosecution I have written this over the top of the form in which they ask who was driving the vechile.I never recieved anything back!

"THE INFORMATION I AM ABOUT TO GIVE IS AGAINST MY EUROPEAN HUMAN RIGHTS OF THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, FURTHERMORE , BY TELLING ME I HAVE TO PUT DOWN A DRIVER OF THE SAID VECHILE I AM BEING PUT UNDER DURESS TO TO SO WHICH IS ILLEGAL.IF YOU ARE HAPPY TO PUT ME IN THAT PREDICAMENT THEN HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU REQUIRE:-"

then fill out the form as required, I've used it twice(both times were aRally GB in wales) and I still have a clean licence.
Let us all know what happens Alan!
Andy

 

 

even better way, look through the local rag to see how has died recently, then send the form back saying your mate was driving, and write the poor dead guys name down

 

MORE IMPORTANTLY ..................................... does that work

 

Deano, prove it wasnt him (make sure he wasnt a 85 yrs old who has been bed ridden for 4 years though )

 

quality!

 

lmao.
does it really work?!?
whos name have you used in the past on the form!? lol

 

I hope you wrote it out on the form with the correct spelling, punctuation and grammar

 

pee vee, i havent used it myself, but i have read it can work! i would give it a go

 

surely thats bollox???!!!!

 

That is a sickening thing to do..........but very good idea

Does it work?

 

I did that 1 2 years ago

Name of person driving = Some bloke leaves the other side of the town

Address of person driving = Some bloke lives the other side of the town

notes = some bloke called chris came to test drive the car and left me the keys to his car while he was out, sorry thats all the info I have

not heard anything else about it in 2.5 years

 

Fooking Top idea!!

 

Someone I know tried this and got taken to court for not getting their proof of insurance etc. Was a worse charge than the speeding he tried to avoid

 

wish i'd seen this when grant sent the one off for me!!

 

well, I've got the clean licence to prove it!

 

ive heard that the dead person things works

 

Fook off Gareth , you go round all the old peoples homes looking for someone whos about to kick the bucket so you can use their name ya sick bastid !

 

Deano, ah fuck im busted

 

No worrys , tell which homes you use

 

Deano, i'll just use my grandparents man

 

OK Cool Ill use em too thanks

 

there on 9 points each now though,,, better find some new old falk

 

Thats ok LOL

Ill give em another 6 points then when they get banned Ill go to the local old folks home

 

fpmsl!!!!!

 

Deano,

i did hear that you like the "mature" lady anyhow

 

Fook all this messing about.....get a gps/ radar detector, no N.I.P.'s then.



Dave.

 

I got off with 100mph on the M69 about 4 years back, by saying my ex-wife was feeling unwell (she has epilepsy), and she had to get her pills within a couple of hrs... I got a note from her doctor, an her mum wrote a letter.... Nil points... nil fine.... nice one!

 

Mate I like LADYS full stop

Young or old fat or thin black white purple pink yellow blue it dont matter
I HAVE NO STANDARDS

 

ANDY your a dimond thanks m8 will give it ago and we will see the out come of it when i pop over i'll bring you the beers of your choice

P.s i was doing whot i fort was the speed limit well recorded @ 58 mph
it was dual carrige way and they went and put it down to a f**king 30 mph limit roads like these should have the signs that flash @ you to warn you that it is say a 30mph limit (when its a dual carrige way strech any way)

 

fooking ell alan, were you doing 58 in the monkeybus?

I bet that was scary, they'll probably give you enough points to cash in for crystal decanter set

 

it was in the s1 there was me sore the twat in the van looked @ the speedo and thought thats ok im under 60 mph and whot you know it was a f**king 30mph limit and my money bus will give you s2 a run for its money on aldershots MOD track

 

hehehe. the monkey bus would probably beat me on the twisty b roads an all.... actually not any more

I don't think you should be referring to our boys in blue in such a defamatory way young alan. They do a sterling job, one for which they are grossly underpaid and not given enough thanks for.

IN FACT I think I will start up anew charity to get them the recognition, be it monetary, respect and spiritual, that they so rightly deserve. Policemen nowadays are so unhappy in their jobs, walking the beats without so much as a friendly cup of earl grey or a piece of mrs miggins apple pie. They walk and drive the streets, having abuse hurled at them by young whipper snappers like yourself, riding around on your raleigh racers without tinkling bells to let them know you're coming through.

They are remarkable human beings, often putting life and limb at risk to make our communitys safe places to grow up in. They are Heros.

SO THIS CHARITY!!!!

I have named it "Coppers Are Sad Heros" all donations please to my home address.

Cheques made out to the Acronym C.A.S.H

Thankyouandgoodnight

 

Some one please come back with some thing to say to that as paddy ones again has came out with some unbelivable BULL SHIT

can wait untill you see the post about your wheels

 

another words your an ugly c11nt

 

Dont mock the afflicted ya fookin coooot

 

Deano, fair enough i do feel for you really

 

Ya patronizing bastid


THATS IT

Im gonna get your grandad done for Drink Driving