hehehe. the monkey bus would probably beat me on the twisty b roads an all.... actually not any more

I don't think you should be referring to our boys in blue in such a defamatory way young alan. They do a sterling job, one for which they are grossly underpaid and not given enough thanks for.

IN FACT I think I will start up anew charity to get them the recognition, be it monetary, respect and spiritual, that they so rightly deserve. Policemen nowadays are so unhappy in their jobs, walking the beats without so much as a friendly cup of earl grey or a piece of mrs miggins apple pie. They walk and drive the streets, having abuse hurled at them by young whipper snappers like yourself, riding around on your raleigh racers without tinkling bells to let them know you're coming through.

They are remarkable human beings, often putting life and limb at risk to make our communitys safe places to grow up in. They are Heros.

SO THIS CHARITY!!!!

I have named it "Coppers Are Sad Heros" all donations please to my home address.

Cheques made out to the Acronym C.A.S.H

Thankyouandgoodnight