Got a group of about 7 cats that are always in the garden and i want rid of the fuckers........

Is there any little tricks that cats hate and will keep them away

 

ASBO??

 

1x supersoaker


Job Done!

 

Fucking hell, Don't ask Dicko & Sarah or Christian & Beccy, they will have you adopting the scuffy little beggers

Water in 2l bottles places around? Carpet tacks on the perimiter walls? General running after them and screaming like a little girl?

All of the above should do the trick, if all else fails...........





Buy a big nasty dog

 

We've had this mate. Only 1 of the fookers tho. Kept shitting in our planters after digging like fook and on the grass.

Tried lemons, citrus spray, lion poo pellets..none of it works. Best way is to chase it out but you can't keep doing that
Fookin annoying mate.

 

 

Buy a hobby horse and a pirate sword ??

 

get a dog, or cover the garden in this stuff called 'catnip' usually works a treat

 

I thought they loved catnip? Surely that will attract them even more ?

 

just spat my drink out at the thought of him covering his garden and going to work with a smirk on his face, returning with a REAL big smile to find hes trippled hes problem


i found the BEST solution is to buy a flat,,,,, no garden equals no cats

 

Buy some guinea pigs and hide them in next doors garden

 

My cat is a little toerag and it always shitting in my neigbours garden - he's shit scared of her as i gave her permission to scare him with whatever means possible

This is even though he's shit scared he still goes in everyday

I feel bad to be honest because she keeps the garden nice

Im not keeping in doors 24/7 though as thats cruel

 

The easy options to try are citrus fruit peel, chilli pepper powder or eucalyptus oil in your garden.

 

why not get a couple of the squeeky noise things that stop cats or dogs... you can get them motion activated aswell now...

 

Get a Contech Scarecrow .... connects to your hosepipe

 

Land mines.

 

Here's a previous thread on PF about cats...

https://passionford.com/forum/viewto...452&highlight=

 

Take my advice on that thread if you want a quick solution that actually works

MARK

 

best option by far!

other than that i found shit loads of citrus peel works best

orange/lemon/grapefruit peel

 

BB Gun

 

lion poo is supposed to work and available off the internet, but best solution surely has to be... get a cat. Cat's dont poo in their own garden, and I'm led to believe cats wont poo in another cats garden either, so only those without a cat are at risk!

 

Get yourself a nice airsoft SA-80...

They've veru humane and probably won't kill the smelly little bleeders

 

Just throw water at them. Cats HATE water so after a couple of soakings they wont be coming back again. I have heard that the citrus peel works too but only if fresh.

 

Half an asprin in some milk........ WORKS A TREAT

 

We had a cat kept comign in and sniffing round the fish etc. My dad kept scareing them away and he was pretty relentless. he wld chase em throw stuff etc, not to hurt them but just scare em. Think it worked cos dont see too many cats about now.

Avoid getting a gravel drive too, filthy buggers..>!

 

Put holly leaves down

 

Do they jump off a fence into your garden? If they do get a few carpet gripper rods and lay them where they would normally land when jumping. It has the desired effect

 

Tried the pellets. They stink like fook..didn't work.
Tried to get fresh lion poo but don't think Mr Postie would like it

 

BUY A DOG !

problem solved

my dog fucking HATED cats,,,, actually dogs too

and we NEVER had a cat come in our garden,,,, well we never had a garden but if we did

 

im sure you can get a ultrasonic thing that plugs in and you just mount it in your garden. the cats dont like the sound of it (humans carnt hear the noise as its so high piched) only cheap aswell!

that should keep the little pooing fuckers away

 

i would guess he wants them out of the garden most probably because of their shit

ooo good idea shove some more shit in there only messin dude

 

or try this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh9f9...elated&search=

 

You fucking moron.

 

why's that then?
what does it do to cats?

 

Well, I can't imagine that it's going to make them magically learn to do a shit, then 'bag it and bin it'.

Heart attack I would imagine, knowing that Aspirin is used to control blood pressure in humans.

 

You obviously dont read so good like I said, cats dont poo in their own garden, and other cats dont generally poo in gardens where a cat lives

 

MISERABLE C***

 

Awwwww!! I wish some cats would come in my garden lol!

I love cats, but they seem to run away when they see me

 

 

Napalm ?