Bloody hell there is so much silly shit to decide.

Apparently the tables for the meal need names?

Mrs has sent me a list of her choices which are super cars. Half spelt wrong, half only the maker and not model. Wank idea imo!


Wtf could we have instead? She also said race track names? Is that any better?

Or any better ideas?

 

depends how many tables

what about the names around a race track like pit's and all that

 

Mine had names like, one... two.... three.... four.... etc





Names for tables..... Another dumb woman idea

 

 

lamby

is the wedding cake made of cheese, and the bridesmaides wearing cheese as dresses and getting there ina car made of cheese...

no??

then why have a cheesy thing like naming the tables after supercars


tell her to get a grip


carl

 

mmmmmmmm cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese caaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkke!

T
10 tables i think.

Rab
Agreed


I think she thinks she's doing me a favour by giving it a car theme


How about top 10 cossie part failures? Or top 10 rust spotes on a mk4 escort? LOL

 

Battery Tray (Top table)
Fuse Box
Sunroof rear left
Sunroof rear right
Sunroof edge
Rear Arch left
Rear Arch right
Inside Tailgate
Behind front bumper
Door bottoms

 

Ha ha, i'm going thru the same thing justnow, she wanted car makes or names for sweets, apparently it's the "done" thing nowadays. Your not having that chocolate fountain pish are you.......

 

turbo names... T2, T3, T34, T4, GT30...

 

what about different STD's...........like 01224...lol i bet you thought something else there.

 

you got em all but one missing that should be in!
Behind rear seat in the boot, chassis legs also!

rog
Again no fucking way to choccy fountain. She's a fooking chocaholic but the bastard thing is like Ł400 or some pish! fuck that!

 

sexual acts

doggy
mish
cowgirl
bj
reversecowgirl
anal
snowball
fuck there is loads more but cannot think

 

ah!
dirty sanchez and the spiderman!

 

How about parts of the body,

when some one walks in,

"you with all the cunts"

 

ANGRY DRAGON!!

Seriously, that's hit the jackpot. Name each table after one of those sex-acts from that thread before.

Tongue-in-cheek joke would make the day interesting. Very few would admit to knowing what they mean.

 

Just got an email...

I guess i better get thinking

How would race tracks sound?

Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco


?

 

Race tracks works well IMHO, at Toyota GB's head office they have them for meeting rooms though so it seems a familiar way to refer to things for me.

 

Racetracks sounds good i think, go with that! Aye that chocolate fountain thing is a rip off!
She's wanting this exploding glitter baloon as a compromise thats Ł100, better than Ł400 tho.

 

Ok thats 1 thumbs up. I wondered if it was cheesy

My other idea is Scottish castles...

 

I'm watching intently, some good ideas coming up here, saves me thinking for myself, i'll just copy u.

 

twat!

here are suggestions for castles,

Balmoral
Dunnotar
Slains
Skibo
Crathes
Brodie
Craigievar
Cawdor
Dunvegan
Eilean Donan

 

How about ex-girlfriends names???

 

yes and with a score out of 10! belter...NOT

 

I was thinking that, or sexual practices......

Les golden shower table pour example'..........

 

OK news just in! The boss says no way to the castles because apparently they are of no interest to us

Lets go with race tracks then.

Any advances on:

Nurburgring
Laguna Seca
Sepang
le mans
Assen
Catalunya
Silverstone
Estoril
Monza
Monaco

 

LOL.....or how about recent parts you've bought for your Saph.....having said that best not .....you'd probably end up with a divorce!!!

 

famous wars?

trafalgar
wellington

erm, etc?

 

What about rigs.......
i bet she'd fookin' love that!

 

what parts exactly?

erm,
our living room after xmas night out 06?
kitchen after the burned supper incident?
driveway after the scratched paint incident?

etc etc


PMSL that would go down a treat

 

what about the different corner around Brands Hatch.

You could have table called Dingle Dell

 

Ive never understood why people have to be told where to sit at a wedding, surely they can make up their own minds and sit next to who they want?

 

and then have a barney about not getting to sit where they want? I dont think so!

Also helps you split guests up so they can mingle and all meet people they perhaps dont know

 

If people are petty enough to argue about where they want to sit then tell em to fuck off

THANK FOOK Im never getting married

 

Id change a couple of the racetrack names which are a mouthful, I would bother with the ring id swap it for spa, and I would shorten laguna seca to just laguna probably.

 

what about sweets from the old days

Or Rola Cola Table for the peeps you don't like

 

Thats what we had at ours

Wedding we were at the other week had the Bride and Grooms favourite bands as the table names, seemed to work quite well.

 

Paul who is that in your avatar

 

names for the tables ??? WTF????

never in my day... and that was only 5 years ago.


how about

bert
ernie
big bird
the grouch
elmo
larry
curly
and mo




she'll have you naming the knives and forks next....

 

was well funny at my uncles wedding... he just named them in order, so it was

Kings & Queens
Princes & Princess's
Dutches & Dutches's
Lords & Lady's
Common folk
peasants
Theifs
murderers


luckily it was all taken as a joke by most!

 

Indeed

Gonnorhea
Syphillis
HIV
Penil Warts

Lovely....sure the out-laws would love that.