Makes me proud to be Scottish!! No, REALLY, the last bit does!!! If this had happened in a US airport, compared to Glasgow?...

America:"Oh my God! There was a man on fire, he was running about, i just ran for my life. I thought i was gonna die, he got so close to me"

Glasgow: "C*nt wis running aboot on fire, so a ran up n gave him a good boot, then decked him"



America:" I just wanna get home, away from here. I just wanna get home, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" here shug, am no leaving here till am oan a f*ckin' plane!"



America:" there was pandemonium, people were running in all directions, we didn't know what was happening thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:"F*ck this fir a kerry oan, moan we'll get a pint in"



America:" We thought he was gonna blow us all up he had a gas canister, and was trying to get into his trunk, I thought we were gonna die, I just ran for my life"

Glasgow:"a swaggered by the motor that wis on fire, and the dafty couldnae even open his boot, he wis in fire annaw so a ran up n gave him a good boot to the baws"



America: there was this huge explosion, it sounded like war, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow:" There wis a bang, yi know when yi throw BO basher intae a fire it wis like that"



America:" I'm too traumatized even to speak, I thought i was gonna die"

Glasgow "here mate, gies 2 minutes till a phone ma auld dear, if am gonna be oan the telly a want her tae tape it"



AND finally, two quotes from an eye-witness.........John Smeaton (these are real)

John just surpassed himself on the National ITV news.

The interviewer asked

"What message do you have for the bombers?" -

John replied???. "This is unacceptable, this is Glasgow .... if they want tae come tae glasgow, then we'll just set about them"

John also did an interview on CNN and they asked how he restrained the guy and he said ?.

"Me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

fuck the terrorists

Pure class, Moan the weegies

 

 

BO basher in the fire. Fucking brilliant!

And this bit! "Me and other folk were just tryin tae get the boot in and some other guy banjoed him" !

Total and absolute Glasgowness!

 

it was a class interview,this was the guy in the mini vest wasnt it?

 

 

brilliant

 

 

Ah........ye just canny beat the BANTER.......

 

AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

FPMSL


A fucken love being scottish

 

i'm amazed that they didnt pull the pin,shout out ALLAH only to turn around and see that a ned had robbed all the fuel and gas at the last set of lights they stopped at

i heard the guy said something about a "severe malky" on us tv also

go on son

 

No idea what any of that means.. but i'll pretend I found it funny like everyone else.

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCqprbH7mrg

 

cnn report

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krtRxSpR5f0

 

weegies youve got to love them

 

badges

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/John-Smeaton-G...QQcmdZViewItem

t-shirt

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/WHAT-WOULD-JOH...QQcmdZViewItem

 

no you dont. but he was funny.

 

lol I found it funny that anywhere else folk would be running for saftey but in Glasgow there was a human fireball burning to death and all we wanted to do was give him a kicking Aaaaah brilliant!

 

feel homesick

 

http://www.johnsmeaton.com/

 

 

That badge is genious!

 

 

LMFAO @ Banjoed him

 

ive just watched the footage, oh my word

So far the donations to his website have bought a thousand pints for him at the airport holiday inn

Superman wears john smeaton pyjamas

 

 

There's a school in Leeds called John Smeaton. How bizarre!

 

john "braveheart" smeaton
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OclBpqNGM9U

 

ok, time to educate a brummie.

what does banjoed mean?

 

I'd like to know this too!

 

you sure it wasn't rab c nesbitt