just went to the bogs, took a masive shit and when I got up the water was red with blood

This is worrying me big time, might book a doctora apointment asap. Freaking out now....

 

was it red before you got in there??

 

Thanks for the info I'd go straight down the docs if I was you geez or stay away from Bubba big in the showers

 

Anal love with no lube hasnt worked too well for you has it

 

 

I dont feel ill....

and I was wondering when the Anal jokes would start

 

yeah blod our the arse aint good, stop looking for the g spot now

 

FPMSL

 

Almost immediatley, thats when

Bleeding ulcer? Wiped too hard (tho thatd not cause a lot of blood)? Severe anal pummeling with a mans unlubricated penis?

Sorry

 

Right at lunchtime too.

Thanks for that.

 

Did it hurt when you shit? have you just torn the skin around your asshole? Probably nothing to worry about, but worth a visit to the docs.

 

nnnnnnniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccccccceeeeeeeeeeeee
kinda gonna ruin ur day really isnt it

 

Yea, i mean if you did a REALLY big dump, i mean a proper logger, you couldve jus torn the skin.

If you shit blood again deffo go to the docs.

Prepare for him to play with your asshole tho

 

too much information dude. just go to the doc and keep it quiet.

 

Nothing worse than a bloody arsehole. I guess its gonna go dry and crusty soon? Or is it still weeping?

Maybe its Piles?

 

 

Oh thanks a fookin lot madmac! I was just enjoying a strawberry fruit corner which i think i'll leave now

 

oh ffs

 

AFPMSL

sounds like the turd has tore you a new asshole

was it a mamoth log that took a bit of pushing???

could have just ripped your anal pipe to shreds

 

with a name like that you seem to have a tad of experience

 

FPMSL

 

piles i reckon.
grim

get your arse down the docs. pun intended.

 

Could be serious or not. Best get it checked out.

 

cooonts

and when you get to the docs, and he says bend over, everyone in the place is gonna wince at the sound of the slap of his rubber glove

 

Whatever next What with Spikys hair loss and your bloody arse you two arn't lovers are you as it would explain both problems

 

so why ARE you called an ass ramming name like fudgeass?

 

FPMSL @ you guys, well made me feel better any way reading this...

sorry about lunch peeps

 

If it'd been black then that would be a problem as that would indicate a stomach ulcer that has burst. In which case you'd be in deep problems.

If it's red it would indicate the problem lies further down the chain. Go to the quack but I wouldn't be too worried.






BTW I don't even want to know what you've been up to chap

 

Well you should know cus I'm the one you turn too when rach aint giving you any

for all I know its ur fault

And why aint ya using that sig I made ya!!!!!!!

 

 

MadMac you are one very sick puppy

And I aint using the sig cos it's on my home PC and some of us have work to do

 

Why do you think I work for the goverment? Cus I dont wanna do any work!

 

Same reason I work for the council then I guess

 

Sounds like piles to me.................unless someone drugged you and made you star in Animal Farm2

 

Oh lord....let mommy talk..


MADMAC....you probably have hemmoroids. You either squeezed too hard, and teared your skin in your anal canal, which turns inside out, causing it to bleed.
How old are you?
Were you constipated at the time, or before hand?
Nothing to be embarrassed about....welcome to a womans world!

 

Fuk me Stu, there are some thing best left to ones self!!

And any mention of your Ass is one of em matey!!

 

im pissing blood can you help ?????????

 

Maybe he was scared?!

Give him some slack

 

Best bet mate get to the docs.....

I had the same for 3 years and left it and left it because i was sooooo worried that it was summit serious that i didn't wanna know about..... eventually it got soo bad i went to hospital to find i had piles internally but really bad

Steve

 

Barry Pissing blood i am just pissing myself