I've had 9 RS Turbos, I've had 2 RS Turbo propelled XR2s, I know just how un-bloody-reliable and crap to drive they are so....


... Why in the ruddy smelly pile of fuckshit do I want another one?





I have a nice looking, reliable Jap sporty car thing, which drives great, looks alright I suppose, and never ever breaks. So, why... WHY ..... WHWYWHWYWHWY!!! do I want another bleeding RST....

My Mum reckons it's the 10 year old in me thats doing it, my wife reckon I'm just a proper fucking idiot and my mates reckon I'm on drugs.....



So, please convince me that selling my Toyota and spending loads of time and money on another shonky ford is a bad idea........

 

i'll go with option your mates suggested.....


you're on crack

 

cos they look good sitting outside the place where you live



ok maybe not

 

...in bits.....waiting for parts

 

Oh dear

 

Ive owned 1 and that was a bloody mistake.
They are crap and always break.

You have had 9 yet you know they are shit and you want another one?

I say your mentally Ill

 

NO, It's fun! do it all over again!

 

Its loads of fun!


Plus what drugs you on?

 

Why you want some?

 

Depends..

 

On what?

Does your sig change EVERY time you post!?

 

Yeh get one and get a proper 2.1zvh done on it

 

Its good aint it

 

 

Any news on yours?

 

Unless its Zetec powered rab stay well away look at the hassle you had with the last xr2 and am sure you vowed then never to have another


PS. Rab being from Paisley I would have my money on you being on drugs

 

You're all Evil


I don't know why I want one. There's sooooo many better cars out there, that go faster and don't break every 5 minutes


I think it's cos the memories of the good times, is still there. The memories of being sat there looking at some pile of shite that doesn't fucking work have gone out my head....

I do need to get something a bit more practical though, cos everytime the missus wants me to taxi her and her mates, I have to do it in her 1.2 Punto and I can't be doing with that any more

Need 5 seats

 

Get a Red S2....

 

Just for a change eh mate?

 

Yeah why not..

 

You goon


If I got another it'd have to be black, as I've never had a black one!

 

They say "once you have black, you dont go back!"

RED

 

I want to get rid of mine.

Ive had enough

 

AND ITS RED! Sold to Rab

 

I want another S1

 

Give me 500 and its yours Rab

 

Ł250 and a mars bar

 

Snickers, and you can come and get it

 

 

Know what you mean , done it myself , then thought what the fook am i doing ! twice

Just sold my cossie the other day , and i can honsestly say never again with old cars , old fords whatever !

feels actually quite good without it tbh

 

i sold my mr2 turbo for a s1

best thing i ever did.

my mr2 was quicker, more relable but no where near as fun and raw. every always said it, noone knows what it is but there is just something about an rst that is adictive

 

So is heroin........ And thats cheaper

 

Rab, you loon! Don't do it! I will give you a shot of mine soon put you off getting another one. Attempted a u-turn today took four bites Steerng in a fez is the heaviest I have ever experienced, then I jump in my Fiesta zetec and think wtf do I have that shonky old thing for! The force is strong wth you Rab, resistance is futile!

 

Don't do that mate, I WILL want it if you do

 

MR2s look gay....RSTs dont

seriously though man i know exactly what you mean...there is summat about them. I thought about gettin an Escort GTi or ST170 etc but i think i'd actually miss having to sort things now and again

 

I wish I had the funds for a RWD converted S2

Radders, lend me yours for a few years

I do really want another S2..

 

I can lend it to you for a few years, But wouldnt it help if I got it finished first LOL

You can have a go when done mate

 

I like to call it the 'fear factor' I am feart something will break everytime I use it, that and the nuclear temps it reaches in traffic the expansion tank sounds like a coffee machine

 

I've never had those kind of problems TBH, just the ones when you're flying down the motorway and there's a loud bang



Fuck it. 1 more to get it out my system. I can always break it and get my money back

 

Hoooray, thats the spirit! Go for an S1 though Rab got to love them.