I've had 9 RS Turbos, I've had 2 RS Turbo propelled XR2s, I know just how un-bloody-reliable and crap to drive they are so....


... Why in the ruddy smelly pile of fuckshit do I want another one?





I have a nice looking, reliable Jap sporty car thing, which drives great, looks alright I suppose, and never ever breaks. So, why... WHY ..... WHWYWHWYWHWY!!! do I want another bleeding RST....

My Mum reckons it's the 10 year old in me thats doing it, my wife reckon I'm just a proper fucking idiot and my mates reckon I'm on drugs.....



So, please convince me that selling my Toyota and spending loads of time and money on another shonky ford is a bad idea........