My wife asked me to fix the bathroom window today whilst i was off work (hinge needs adjusting to stop it swinging open) - all very well, not a problem. Just about to do it, only to realise she's taken my car to work....with all my tools in the back

 

shouldnt have left your tools in the car you plank

 

I get that even if i am off sick in bed..

I hate the.. " oh you dont mind "

 

how was i to know her Puma hasn't got any petrol in it