Who just saw hollyoaks, what a mental episode

 

i hate to admit it but great wasn't it
I assume u mean the E4 one- let the murder mystery commence

 

turned it over coz i fuckig hate claire she needs to get hit by bus and fast

 

I don't think there's much need for that now

 

im still at work i missed it..

 

but you would tap her though!

 

Yeah E4 i didnt really expect justin to get wasted like he did reminded me of final destination 2 where that girl gets wasted by that bus

 

I don't watch soaps and certainly wouldn't admit to it on the net sorry its crap tv at its best



Luciano

 

i hate hollyoaks like.. none of them can act to save there lives.. but they are the fittest bunch of people on telly lol

 

Too right, the Hollyoaks calendar has got spunk all over it


















(joke)

 

bollocks, i only saw the ch4 episode

nice sig tho lol

 

what happened?!?!

My hollyoaks watching has slipped BIG time in last few months

I was trying to get a catch up run donw from my pal a couple of days ago.

Is Justin dead then? How why where when?

Why did Warren kill Shaun?

What happened to the perv that was filming the lassie in the student flat? LAst time i saw it she had just found out.

 

chop you got some serious catching up to do

just so many fitties in one program its excelent

thinking about a claire/louise/mercedes sandwhich right now

 

i know so how about answering some bloody Q's?


THat sounds like an excellent sandwich

Louise and Mercy are

What about the size of Carmel's bangers

 

 

cheers for that. Looks like i'll have to watch tonight

 

Whats her sister called? The one thats been in prison. She looks a reet wrongun

 

i always forget her name

 

Jackie

Rough as, but still would


Having said that, Mercedes (or the actor who plays her anyway) is from Bradford, so probably has AIDS but i still would

 

PMSL

 

I'll watch it on CH4 tonight.

It's about time Claire got what was coming to her, question is who did it though?

 

The Claire/Max storyline has gone on for waaaay too long anyway so hopefully it'll all be over soon


i wish nancy would fuck off and die soon as well she gets right on my nerves

 

max will get the blame as he told her he will kill her in the club full of people

 

i'd hit that......reckon she'd be right naughty in the sack

 

he'll probably be back collecting glasses in my local again soon

 

They can't both survive surely?

 

SHITE

i forgot to watch on fri

Did something happen to Claire too?

 

She got shoved off the balcony at the loft, smashed her head on the way down and looks a bit dead

Then they found calvin's phone on the floor next to her body. But that doesnt mean anything, i've found plenty of phones lying around in and outside nightclubs

 

bloody hell

i hope max doesnt get done for it

 

hollyoaks
people allways ask me about it like i'm in the thing.
everyone who act on there is from london manchester or liverpool
in the other soaps at least most of the people acting sound
like they come from near abouts

its just a joke,and when i've seen them filming in town they look
rough,and get ferried about in a old special needs transit
very posh

 

she blames warren, she lives, justin lives.

ruined it for ya

 

Jackie - Would get piped all over
Carmel - Soapy titwank
Mercedes - Gag it because thats the worst accent in the world
Louise - I predict a sack of spuds sex
Claire - Not into her but would say no to giving her a gobful of cock
Myra McQueen - Any port in a storm
Sarah - All over and in every hole possible

Thats about it for now, goin for a tug on the strength

 

hmmmmm....

 

Mercedes looked fuckin rancid tonight with no make-up on, it's shattered the myth. she looked like every other bird from bradford, rough as!

 

Too fuckin right mate! You can't bin Nancy, I reckon she's proper naughty! My first Girlf looked like her when we were 16!

Did you see that Sarah's Camel Toe tonight on the E4 episode I think! Fook!

 

What about Hannah?

 

Stab her in the head the moaning soft cow

 

I would personally fuck all the McQueen sisters, Louise, Hannah, Sarah, Jess, Zoe, and Katie