Originally Posted by Big G
Jackie - Would get piped all over
Carmel - Soapy titwank
Mercedes - Gag it because thats the worst accent in the world
Louise - I predict a sack of spuds sex
Claire - Not into her but would say no to giving her a gobful of cock
Myra McQueen - Any port in a storm
Sarah - All over and in every hole possible
Thats about it for now, goin for a tug on the strength

Mercedes looked fuckin rancid tonight with no make-up on, it's shattered the myth. she looked like every other bird from bradford, rough as!