one of our drivers didn't deliver a package to a customer today so had to go back to drop it off
the sat nav system that we use doesn't allow you to return to the same address once you've completed the delivery so he had to ask for direction
head office asked me to phone him up and tell him where to go and this is what transipered

me: "Hi Colin, it's *******"
him: "Who?"
me: "It's me *******, I need to give you some directions"
him: "I'm sorry, who?"
me: "It's me, *******, your supervisor, with some directions for your drop number 15"
him: "I don't know who you are, my names Colin"
me: "Yes, I know your name is Colin, that's why I'm calling you"
him: "No, I'm sorry, you'll have to call Logistics"

at this point, me and another driver were in stiches pissing ourselves

 

Spanner

 

iq of a stapler

he's a nice enough guy but sometimes you just want to drag him out intot he yard and flog him with a set of jump leads

 

You do realise hes just managed to get out of that delivery by doing that

 

He'll probably come back to your base/yard in a Tesco express van, " what the fuck i dont work for tescos" ?

 

Was just thinking the same!!!

 

Dojj,you have some of the wirdest posts ever about your delivery drivers

 

Dojj - Do you employ drivers from the zoo

 

money says he was laughing harder than you...

of course he knows who you are if you are his supervisor.. he is taking the piss... big time

 

Bet he`s telling a story to HIS pals that goes a little summit like this,

"Here lads got my gaffa a pure belta this afternoon,I was pure fucked of doing all my deliveries when the knacker only goes n rings me with another one to do,so I just play %100 pure ignorant and deny the fact I even know who he is then hung up,pure result eh lads,oi bobby get is another pint mate when your at the bar"

 

quality but sooo true

 

lol at above, so true.

otherwise maybe you should have said ur name instead of ******

 

he'll be back in a moment, but to say he's like baldrick, only dafter

he did go back and do the delivery, i sent him a text, then called him to make sure he'd read it

we had another one this morning who was about to go home in a strop because his van wouldn't start
me: "what do you want me to do about it?"
him: "you can't do anything about it"
me: "thats right, i'm not dr doom or thor who can counjour up lightning bolts from my arse, wait till the garage across the road opens up or call the rac"
him: "or i could go home"
me: "see ya then"
and then he went to his car and got out a set of jump leads that, no word of a lie, had cables thinner than a biro, and then complained that they wern't man enough to start the vito

and we had another driver this morning who went and filled up at the wrong petrol station

and another one who's recived a letter for a disciplinary hearing and screwed itup with the words "i haven't got time for that shit"

i'm sure there'll be more tomorrow, i might keep a diary

 

So you do employ gibbons

 

Dojj - do you genuinely get satisfaction moaning all the time?

Im curious thats all, as pretty much all your posts are "moan" posts

 

i cold tell you, but then i'd have to kill you not many peole know my real name, it's much easier that way

Westy
i'm not like this in real life, honest, but it's easier to moan about stuff and then feel genuinly happy when something good happens than to feel happy all the time and then feel bollocksed when soemthing goes wrong

he's back