he'll be back in a moment, but to say he's like baldrick, only dafter

he did go back and do the delivery, i sent him a text, then called him to make sure he'd read it

we had another one this morning who was about to go home in a strop because his van wouldn't start
me: "what do you want me to do about it?"
him: "you can't do anything about it"
me: "thats right, i'm not dr doom or thor who can counjour up lightning bolts from my arse, wait till the garage across the road opens up or call the rac"
him: "or i could go home"
me: "see ya then"
and then he went to his car and got out a set of jump leads that, no word of a lie, had cables thinner than a biro, and then complained that they wern't man enough to start the vito

and we had another driver this morning who went and filled up at the wrong petrol station

and another one who's recived a letter for a disciplinary hearing and screwed itup with the words "i haven't got time for that shit"

i'm sure there'll be more tomorrow, i might keep a diary