I've got a car advertised and so far I've had 12 different emails with the "I'll pay you by cheque" shit and "My Broker will pick it up as its going to Holland, Nigeria, etc, etc"

I was just thinking (a rare thing I know ) how can I waste as much as there time as possible and lead the feckers on?

Any ideas as I want this to be a classic and to do their heads in so much it will hurt them

 

there was a link floating about a while ago nath with this kind of thing........

I think it was a laptop involved....and they made one out of cardboard or something n sent it to the scammer

see if i can find it.........

 

I saw the lap top one and that was sheer class

 

no good canna find it

 

give them a fake addy? crap but would be funny to actully site at fake address and watch them look for it

 

When you tell them the price, raise it by Ł500 every time you email them, see how long they still want it for and keep stringin them along

 

Heres my reply:

Hi, the final price of my I like to fist chickens is Ł11895 sterling made payable in cash. I hope this helps? I think I may have sexual urges with animals that talk to me in binary code. Do I really need to wank all over my shoes when it rains because i think you are really sexy in your email, I think we need to meet up to discuss to Gazzas drinking problem

-------Original Message-------

From: mike hary
Date: 09/16/04 23:13:03
To: ******************@********
Subject: 1993 BMW 5 SERIES 525i SE 4dr Auto Saloon

HELLO,
IN RESPECT OF YOUR ADVERT, I SAW ON THE NET AND I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN BUYING THE CAR FOR MY BOSS. SO I WOULD LIKE YOU TO GIVE
ME THE DETAILS OR CONDITIONS AND ALSO THE LAST PRICE FOR THE CAR
..I'VE ALREADY SEEN THE DETAILS ON THE NET AND ITS OKAY WITH ME. DON'T
GET BOTHERED ABOUT THE SHIPPING BECAUSE MY SHIPPING AGENT WILL COME
FOR THE PICKUP. I WILL BE WAITING TO READ FROM YOU SOONEST SO THAT I
CAN CONTACT MY ASSOCIATE TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR YOUR PAYMENT.STAY
BLESSED AND 'VE A NICE DAY.

REGARDS,
HARY

 

Nath your not right

 

you really are a freak

 

PMSL @ NATH - u been on the bong again

 

AFPMSL at that reply nath, funny as fook!!!

 

I think I need help

I've been racking my brain cell for the last hour or so trying to think of a classic way to turn the tables and to scam a scammer

 

Nath,

Just for you:

http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com

 

nath ... you are gtetting worse .... bloody weirdo

 

how about...........


you can collect it from the bull public house in abourfield on the last wednesday of this month .. at around 8:30 pm payment in cash only

 

Rich, nice one. I'm gonna be there long lost adopted brother

Pete, you mean we should do a group kicking

 

click here for all you need to know:

http://www.419eater.com/

 

i like that mans thinking!!!

 

I've now got 12 long lost brothers who I hope to meet up with

 

nath's not sick at all


and i'm a complusive lier.


he also has a huge cock

 

now you making that comment really does not surprise me

 

Spiky, you really do worry me at times

 

NICE ONE